My King, Ruler Of The East Wing

 

Lady in Red

 

In shining armour

You stand before me

My Crayon Knight

With gratitude

I bow to thee

 

Your words

Pure melody

Of love's delight

My life's

True symphony

 

Crystal tears

Of felicity

Your embrace

A sweet caress

Serenity

 

Our dream ship

Cruises the stars

Inevitable destiny

Crayon Knight

My love, you are

 

I'm flying

Without wings

Kindred spirits

My one and only

Crayon King

 

 

Your Lady in Red Juliet

 

Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

My Lady In Red

I bow before thee

For it is you

Who's set my heart free

 

To behold you

is to see rainbows

To hear you speak

is it to know music

To feel your touch

is to know heaven

 

Fly high my Red

For with you I soar

Captured in bliss

Never known before

 

To the Crayon King of the 'Stute

You are every color in the box

The cream cheese

on my bagle and lox

 

 

Lady in Red

 

If I am a rainbow

You are the pot of gold

Leprechauns guard you close

At the rainbow beneath

Where true love is gently seed

 

If I am music

You are a symphony

With ethereal enlightenment

Your delicate notes float

Into my life’s melody

 

If I am heaven

You’re the Angel at guard

Keeper of illusion

My Passion of Passions

Guardian Angel of my heart

 

Fly high with me my King

Together we will soar

Captured in a bliss

We’ve never known before

 

Your lady in Red

 

 

Lady in Red

 

It is with bleeding heart

Filled with an utter smart

I hereby must decline

Your proposal divine

I am under the evil spell

Of Wizard Villanelle

To find the magical syllabus

Is my quest. I must

Find this family treasure

Beyond any measure

Which beholds the only magic

To undo this spell tragic

I’ll start talking double Dutch

and will go double nuts

If I wed thee before breaking

This spell... my heart is aching

Therefore my King, you see

One day I will marry thee

For my heart’s dedicated to you

And your everlasting hues

I hereby call upon all of thee

Please accompany me

On moose white we’ll ride ‘til noon

Will Moose be the head of this platoon?

After this quest my King Wax

It will be thee I shall wed

My King, my heart, my soul

Will you help me reach my goal?

Is your love for this Lady Red

True enough to postpone the day of wed?

I hereby solemnly vow

After this I'll be your "vrouw" ......I mean Queen!

Oh my goodness the spell's active!

Nurse K you turned radioactive!

Nurse C.? What's happening here?

 

Lady in Red

 

Your Juliet

 

 

Nurse Kindheart

 

Oh my, you can see right through me

what a tragedy this shall turn out to be,

I'm confused what have you done to me,

what kind of spell could this happen to be?

I thought Nurse Kindheart's personality was me,

now who is this Nurse Crachet supposed to be?

Does anyone even know who I claim is me,

or is everything crazier then it seems to be?

 

 

Nurse Crachet

 

Nurse Kindheart you must calm down

your starting to panic like a clown,

You are you and I am me,

no other way it can be.

See the moon

it's not noon,

so lullaby

and

ZZZ

 

 

Justin Nuendo

 

An occasional Wizard I am!

Therefore the right man

To join ya on this quest

I promise I'll do my best

Use me magic power and spells

To protect ya on this trip to Hell

I kinda like this Wizard stuff

Anyone else Justin Sayne enough?

 

Holy Moose! I better find me magic books!

Somethin' weird goin' on here! Nurse C. and

Nurse K… one and the same person!?!?!?

 

 

Justin Spire

 

I'm here to do all I can

for you I would slay a dragon

please my Lady do not me ban.

I'll ride shot gun for you

to protect your honor always,

want me to gather ONE FLEW?

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

Oh my dearest Lady in Red

The Crayon King you can not wed

Your story fills my heart with dread

Oh my dearest Lady in Red

 

Moose! Moose! My Kingdom for a Moose!

It's time we cut the Justin's loose!

The Silly-Bus we must produce

Moose! Moose! Where are you, you recluse?

 

Oh Silly-Bus, Oh Silly-Bus

Where far art thou this Silly-Bus

Perhaps with clowns at the circus

Or are you myth like Pegasus?

 

Where should I search? Where should I go?

Where's Silly-Bus, I do not know!

Did spud Fudd take it to Idaho?

It would be just like that potato!

 

Hey! Nurses Cratchet and Kindheart

Do you have knowledge to impart?

Have you a clue as to our start?

May I ask those who do paint art?

 

Bros Justin Thyme and Justin Kase

Can you say which way should we face

Where is this Silly-Bus in space

Have you got a clue or a trace?

 

One Flew Over, I seek your aid

Please fly about too glen and glade

Upon this Silly-Bus crusade

Please come and join our escapade

 

Come one, come all! My Stute bred knights

To search the lows and all the heights

We'll search for days and many nights

So be sure you bring your night lights

 

My Lady Red the call is out

To all the 'Stute they've heard my shout

The Silly-Bus must be found out

To lift the spell of marriage doubt

 

 

Nurse Crachet

 

Solid embodiment casing together memories

of years ticking away the moments.

When did everything change,

where was I yesterday,

who have I become?

Am I a figment,

or am I real?

 

 

Dr.Moose1

 

It is rumored in the shadow realms

Of a ship with no-one at the helm

And of royalty that may not wed

By a curse that lays upon their heads

 

Asking help from all of us

They seek the fabled Silly-bus

For only this may set them free

Or so it has been told to me

 

To re-join them and preserve the 'Stute

I've called together some recruits

First of all is Forest Green

Though his mind is gone his eyesight's keen

 

Together he and M. Marceau

Will search the grounds both high and low

To find the missing manuscript

But one can't talk and the other's flipped

 

Perhaps the master hunter Fudd

Can track this tome that's writ in blood

But I know not if this he'll do

For he's had words with King Andrew

 

A.Vertyser probably would

But I fear that he is gone for good

But wait, it may not be so bleak

I know this book of which you speak

 

From it I make my paper hats

I'll end this curse in no time flat

Let's see, here it is I think

To end this spell you both must drink

 

From the cup of madness just a sip

Or the Silly -bus is a one way trip

I hope this helps, good luck to you

The notions of potions and witches brews

 

Can sometimes fix what isn't right

And bring you forth into the light

Doc

 

 

Wizard Villanelle

 

You really think you've got me beat?

The Silly-bus you must retrieve

We shall see the next time we meet

 

You really think you've got me beat?

You will traverse the miles in vain

Until you curse you're weary feet

 

We shall see the next time we meet

Exactly what it is I've got

Where is this Silly-bus you seek?

 

You really think you've got me beat?

I dare you to come after me!

This game will be a real good treat!

 

We shall see the next time we meet

I am the Wizard Villanelle!

I am Master of every street!

 

You'll always be one step behind

In your quest for the Silly-bus

You really think you've got me beat?

We shall see the next time we meet!

 

 

ONE FLEW OVER

 

I'm here to help what can I do

if I could only find my other shoe.

Now crayon king my friend

you know I'll help you to the end.

I fear the outcome will not be good

if only we could call Robin Hood.

See I heard the curse is very strong

and many things will go wrong.

So everything we do we may do double

otherwise we'll be in massive trouble.

I've no clue to where it's hidden

but I know many roads to be forbidden.

This quest will take very long

and you will need yours crayons along.

 

 

Nurse Crachet

 

Stop right there

you know I care

do not drink

or you will shrink.

Dr. moose

will cook your goose

it no time flat

you'll be in combat,

he is possessed

no longer he can be

addressed.

Take this warning to heart

or everything will surely smart

the door of his entice

is an extraordinary price.

 

 

Justin Spire

 

Dr. Moose has mustered up

some of the goo stew in this cup

he's tried to disguise it with ketchup.

 

I know for sure I watched him in there

as he kept dumping more in with a flair

then I saw him snip off a clump of his hair.

 

Sweet sugar of my earth please do not gratify

he only cares to illusion your mind simply to defy

everything he says and does from here on out can only be a lie.

 

 

Justin Nuendo

 

M'lady! M'lady! Don't ya drink

From this potion colored pink

Lemme check it with a spell

Is it good or outta Hell!

Listen to the Crachet Nurse

Moose can very well be cursed

No, no, m'lady, don't drink! NO!! NO!!

 

Lady in Red!??! Where did ya go????

 

 

Lady in Red

 

Floating on hues of red

A little light in my head

Taking my breath away

Like a good swing an sway

Gently landing on the soil

Reddish afire, about to boil

Oh look! A yellow brick road!

On it, dancing, Unknown Poet

Singing "the Wizard of Oz, of Oz, of Oz

I wanna find him just becoz"

A little further I see Nan

Eating Milk Duds as much as she can

Nurse Crachet on a broom?

Chasing a Luny Loon Tune?

Where am I? Where have I gone?

This does not look like Oregon!

 

Am I placed out of time?

 

Lady in Red

 

 

Cheshire Grin

 

Fiddle dee dee

And me makes me three

The Grin, The Cat, The Tale

Chasing Milk Duds all day

Wittling hours away

Skeining yarn with his tail

 

The Yellow Brick Road

Is yellow, you know

For the world is my sand box

On blankets I shed

On Nurse Cratchet's bed

My grin immune to her locks

 

If the Lady in Red

Would scritch my head

Right behind the ears

I'd hide all the pills

They put in the swill

To keep at bay your fears

 

The cat grins.

Slowly the grin vanishes

Until only the cat remains.

DOH!

 

 

Nurse Crachet

 

On Nurse Crachet's bed

I beg to differ

no more of that be said.

 

My bed my paradise

no fur allowed

you take care of mice.

 

We'll get along fine

if you abide

by what is only mine.

 

Catnip will be a treasure

given to you

to kindly evoke pleasure.

 

Welcome aboard Chesire Grin

one kitty cat is enough

I truly hope you have no twin.

 

 

Rapunsel

 

Lady In Red

I do impart

I'm out to win

Your dear king's heart

I've brains and looks

Money galore

So give up now

I do implore

Long live the king

His glory be

As long as he

Belongs to me

 

 

Nurse Crachet

 

The King belongs

to no one

get that part straight

right from

the very start.

Yes, he smiles graciously

and bows

to every lady with finesse,

but the King

is stricken with disease

that keeps him

drawing colorful illusions.

The truth be told

as never it has been yet,

but I stand beside

my husband till the day

he stops his breath.

 

 

Lady in Red

 

You women of our Home Stute Place

Here I stand with smiling face

For even in this world of hues

I hear your battle for love true

This Lady only feels remorse

For two who really try to force

The King to follow your footstep

Did you not know he won’t misstep?

He truly loves his Juliet

 

Cheshire Grin do please approach

May I scratch you from head to toe?

And maybe too behind the ears?

What gorgeous smile I see appear!

I’ll let you have your Cheshire nap

Each day on the Lady Red’s lap

I’m glad to have you with me here

With you beside me I won’t fear

 

Where is my King, my true love dear?

 

Lady in Red

 

Juliet

 

Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou

 

 

Wizard Villanelle

 

A spell I cast upon you all!

You think you’ll find the Silly-bus

Wizard Villanelle will not fall!

 

It won’t help you throwing spit balls

The Silly-bus is mine to keep

A spell I cast upon you all!

 

I’ll haunt you with terrible squall

No-one can ride the Silly-bus

Wizard Villanelle will not fall!

 

I’ll punch you right in the eyeball

You pitiful bunch of jokes

A spell I cast upon you all!

 

Beware for I’ll make you pitfall

True Master of the streets I am

Wizard Villanelle will not fall!

 

To the wondrous Alice Oz land

Every one of you will be sent

A spell I cast upon you all!

Wizard Villanelle will not fall!

 

 

 

Dr.Moose1

 

I suspect familiar hands in this

The Silly-bus contains the list

A countenance concealed by mist

 

The key requires a certain twist

Without which we could not exist

I suspect familiar hands in this

 

Will pencil held in writer's fist

Reveal one that has been missed

A countenance concealed by mist

 

Say what is by flick of wrist

Or spin the wheels with words as grist

I suspect familiar hands in this

 

And so begins poetic tryst

With good conscience I could not resist

A countenance concealed by mist

 

I suspect familiar hands in this

A countenance concealed by mist

Be patient you who fate has kissed

For ignorance here cannot be bliss

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

You Doctor Moose, you are my friend

I can't believe you would offend

From paper cup I will now drink

This fine goo-stew from kitchen sink

 

You say a fresh fruity flavor

Long legs, good nose, sip and savor

I'll take my sip but not quite yet

Now where too did my Lady get?

 

She was standing here, right by my side

Now where did Red go off and hide?

Justin Nuendo what did you say?

Don't drink or I'll just fade away!

 

You say Red drank from paper cup

And now she's gone! In smoke went up!

Perhaps you're right, curse is friend Moose

Brewing this disappearing juice

 

The Wizard's curse! He's behind this!

First Silly-Bus, now my heart's bliss

Should one drink from this cup of goo?

To follow Red? What shall I do?

 

What's that you say dear Nurse Cratchet?

Here's our marriage certificate

I'll admit it! Yes it is true

Already married are we two

 

You said your work visa ran out

To be married would give you clout

A box of crayons was the price

For my "I Do" and some thrown rice

 

Our marriage is one of paper

But I see your love runs deeper

There is no way out except death

Perhaps I should hold my last breath

 

(Turning shades of red, now gone blue)

Oh my, oh my, what shall I do?

Lady Red gone! Cratchet my wife!

Doc Moose accursed! Good by this life!

 

Wait a minute! This cannot be!

It's that dang Wizard's spell on me!

Another breath I shall now take

And perhaps I'll lie here and fake.

 

 

Nurse Crachet

 

I'm here to offer CPR

I'm glad I made it

from the bar.

 

They told me there

was trouble here

I quickly drove

with massive

fear.

 

I will not let you

leave me now

you've left

your box

crayons

too few.

 

They told me breath

held till blue

now you

lay here

so still

my mouth

to yours

holding

away

reins

of

death

 

 

Dr.Moose1

 

Confound the Wizard Villanelle

The 'Stute is under evil's spell

Mis-led are those who know me well

 

Justin N. has tales to tell

The Silly-bus in wrong hands fell

Confound the Wizard Villanelle

 

Enough conclusions reached pell-mell

Thinking I am that thick shelled

Mis-led are those who know me well

 

With denial condemn what some would sell

As rumors will this one has swelled

Confound the Wizard Villanelle

 

'Tis not the potion with funny smell

In Pavlov's name does this ring any bells

Mis-led are those who know me well

 

Inside my hat it did fore-tell

In form this curse shall be expelled

Confound the Wizard Villanelle

Mis-led are those who know me well

 

 

 

Lady in Red

 

Dear Doc Moose

I do believe

Many of us

Were deceived

By this evil spell

Of Wizard Villanelle

 

Mis-led are those

Who know you well

You're not under

An evil spell

You have Lady's trust

From the dawn until dusk

 

 

Nurse Crachet

 

Juliet is right

Dr. Moose

shines bright.

I saw

the impostor

in the kitchen

he was a cross

between

Dr. Moose

and

Kevin Cosner.

I approached

and he ran

so I apologize.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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