Lady in Red
In shining armour
You stand before me
My Crayon Knight
With gratitude
I bow to thee
Your words
Pure melody
Of love's delight
My life's
True symphony
Crystal tears
Of felicity
Your embrace
A sweet caress
Serenity
Our dream ship
Cruises the stars
Inevitable destiny
Crayon Knight
My love, you are
I'm flying
Without wings
Kindred spirits
My one and only
Crayon King
Your Lady in Red Juliet
Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou
My Lady In Red
I bow before thee
For it is you
Who's set my heart free
To behold you
is to see rainbows
To hear you speak
is it to know music
To feel your touch
is to know heaven
Fly high my Red
For with you I soar
Captured in bliss
Never known before
To the Crayon King of the 'Stute
You are every color in the box
The cream cheese
on my bagle and lox
If I am a rainbow
You are the pot of gold
Leprechauns guard you close
At the rainbow beneath
Where true love is gently seed
If I am music
You are a symphony
With ethereal enlightenment
Your delicate notes float
Into my life’s melody
If I am heaven
You’re the Angel at guard
Keeper of illusion
My Passion of Passions
Guardian Angel of my heart
Fly high with me my King
Together we will soar
Captured in a bliss
We’ve never known before
Your lady in Red
It is with bleeding heart
Filled with an utter smart
I hereby must decline
Your proposal divine
I am under the evil spell
Of Wizard Villanelle
To find the magical syllabus
Is my quest. I must
Find this family treasure
Beyond any measure
Which beholds the only magic
To undo this spell tragic
I’ll start talking double Dutch
and will go double nuts
If I wed thee before breaking
This spell... my heart is aching
Therefore my King, you see
One day I will marry thee
For my heart’s dedicated to you
And your everlasting hues
I hereby call upon all of thee
Please accompany me
On moose white we’ll ride ‘til noon
Will Moose be the head of this
platoon?
After this quest my King Wax
It will be thee I shall wed
My King, my heart, my soul
Will you help me reach my goal?
Is your love for this Lady Red
True enough to postpone the day of
wed?
I hereby solemnly vow
After this I'll be your
"vrouw" ......I mean Queen!
Oh my goodness the spell's active!
Nurse K you turned radioactive!
Nurse C.? What's happening here?
Lady in Red
Your Juliet
Oh my, you can see right through
me
what a tragedy this shall turn
out to be,
I'm confused what have you done
to me,
what kind of spell could this
happen to be?
I thought Nurse Kindheart's
personality was me,
now who is this Nurse Crachet
supposed to be?
Does anyone even know who I claim
is me,
or is everything crazier then it
seems to be?
Nurse Kindheart you must calm down
your starting to panic like a clown,
You are you and I am me,
no other way it can be.
See the moon
it's not noon,
so lullaby
and
ZZZ
An occasional Wizard I am!
Therefore the right man
To join ya on this quest
I promise I'll do my best
Use me magic power and spells
To protect ya on this trip to Hell
I kinda like this Wizard stuff
Anyone else Justin Sayne enough?
Holy Moose! I better find me magic
books!
Somethin' weird goin' on here! Nurse C.
and
Nurse K… one and the same person!?!?!?
I'm here to do all I can
for you I would slay a dragon
please my Lady do not me ban.
I'll ride shot gun for you
to protect your honor always,
want me to gather ONE FLEW?
Oh my dearest Lady in Red
The Crayon King you can not wed
Your story fills my heart with dread
Oh my dearest Lady in Red
Moose! Moose! My Kingdom for a
Moose!
It's time we cut the Justin's loose!
The Silly-Bus we must produce
Moose! Moose! Where are you, you
recluse?
Oh Silly-Bus, Oh Silly-Bus
Where far art thou this Silly-Bus
Perhaps with clowns at the circus
Or are you myth like Pegasus?
Where should I search? Where should
I go?
Where's Silly-Bus, I do not know!
Did spud Fudd take it to Idaho?
It would be just like that potato!
Hey! Nurses Cratchet and Kindheart
Do you have knowledge to impart?
Have you a clue as to our start?
May I ask those who do paint art?
Bros Justin Thyme and Justin Kase
Can you say which way should we face
Where is this Silly-Bus in space
Have you got a clue or a trace?
One Flew Over, I seek your aid
Please fly about too glen and glade
Upon this Silly-Bus crusade
Please come and join our escapade
Come one, come all! My Stute bred
knights
To search the lows and all the heights
We'll search for days and many
nights
So be sure you bring your night
lights
My Lady Red the call is out
To all the 'Stute they've heard my
shout
The Silly-Bus must be found out
To lift the spell of marriage doubt
Solid embodiment casing together
memories
of years ticking away the
moments.
When did everything change,
where was I yesterday,
who have I become?
Am I a figment,
or am I real?
It is rumored in the shadow realms
Of a ship with no-one at the helm
And of royalty that may not wed
By a curse that lays upon their
heads
Asking help from all of us
They seek the fabled Silly-bus
For only this may set them free
Or so it has been told to me
To re-join them and preserve the
'Stute
I've called together some recruits
First of all is Forest Green
Though his mind is gone his
eyesight's keen
Together he and M. Marceau
Will search the grounds both high
and low
To find the missing manuscript
But one can't talk and the other's
flipped
Perhaps the master hunter Fudd
Can track this tome that's writ in
blood
But I know not if this he'll do
For he's had words with King Andrew
A.Vertyser probably would
But I fear that he is gone for good
But wait, it may not be so bleak
I know this book of which you speak
From it I make my paper hats
I'll end this curse in no time flat
Let's see, here it is I think
To end this spell you both must
drink
From the cup of madness just a sip
Or the Silly -bus is a one way trip
I hope this helps, good luck to you
The notions of potions and witches
brews
Can sometimes fix what isn't right
And bring you forth into the light
Doc
You really think you've got me beat?
The Silly-bus you must retrieve
We shall see the next time we meet
You really think you've got me beat?
You will traverse the miles in vain
Until you curse you're weary feet
We shall see the next time we meet
Exactly what it is I've got
Where is this Silly-bus you seek?
You really think you've got me beat?
I dare you to come after me!
This game will be a real good treat!
We shall see the next time we meet
I am the Wizard Villanelle!
I am Master of every street!
You'll always be one step behind
In your quest for the Silly-bus
You really think you've got me beat?
We shall see the next time we meet!
I'm here to help what can I do
if I could only find my other
shoe.
Now crayon king my friend
you know I'll help you to the end.
I fear the outcome will not be
good
if only we could call Robin Hood.
See I heard the curse is very
strong
and many things will go wrong.
So everything we do we may do
double
otherwise we'll be in massive
trouble.
I've no clue to where it's hidden
but I know many roads to be
forbidden.
This quest will take very long
and you will need yours crayons
along.
Stop right there
you know I care
do not drink
or you will shrink.
Dr. moose
will cook your goose
it no time flat
you'll be in combat,
he is possessed
no longer he can be
addressed.
Take this warning to heart
or everything will surely smart
the door of his entice
is an extraordinary price.
Dr. Moose has mustered up
some of the goo stew in this cup
he's tried to disguise it with
ketchup.
I know for sure I watched him in
there
as he kept dumping more in with a
flair
then I saw him snip off a clump
of his hair.
Sweet sugar of my earth please do
not gratify
he only cares to illusion your
mind simply to defy
everything he says and does from
here on out can only be a lie.
M'lady! M'lady! Don't ya drink
From this potion colored pink
Lemme check it with a spell
Is it good or outta Hell!
Listen to the Crachet Nurse
Moose can very well be cursed
No, no, m'lady, don't drink! NO!! NO!!
Lady in Red!??! Where did ya go????
Floating on hues of red
A little light in my head
Taking my breath away
Like a good swing an sway
Gently landing on the soil
Reddish afire, about to boil
Oh look! A yellow brick road!
On it, dancing, Unknown Poet
Singing "the Wizard of Oz, of
Oz, of Oz
I wanna find him just becoz"
A little further I see Nan
Eating Milk Duds as much as she can
Nurse Crachet on a broom?
Chasing a Luny Loon Tune?
Where am I? Where have I gone?
This does not look like Oregon!
Am I placed out of time?
Lady in Red
Fiddle dee dee
And me makes me three
The Grin, The Cat, The Tale
Chasing Milk Duds all day
Wittling hours away
Skeining yarn with his tail
The Yellow Brick Road
Is yellow, you know
For the world is my sand box
On blankets I shed
On Nurse Cratchet's bed
My grin immune to her locks
If the Lady in Red
Would scritch my head
Right behind the ears
I'd hide all the pills
They put in the swill
To keep at bay your fears
The cat grins.
Slowly the grin vanishes
Until only the cat remains.
DOH!
On Nurse Crachet's bed
I beg to differ
no more of that be said.
My bed my paradise
no fur allowed
you take care of mice.
We'll get along fine
if you abide
by what is only mine.
Catnip will be a treasure
given to you
to kindly evoke pleasure.
Welcome aboard Chesire Grin
one kitty cat is enough
I truly hope you have no twin.
Lady In Red
I do impart
I'm out to win
Your dear king's heart
I've brains and looks
Money galore
So give up now
I do implore
Long live the king
His glory be
As long as he
Belongs to me
The King belongs
to no one
get that part straight
right from
the very start.
Yes, he smiles graciously
and bows
to every lady with finesse,
but the King
is stricken with disease
that keeps him
drawing colorful illusions.
The truth be told
as never it has been yet,
but I stand beside
my husband till the day
he stops his breath.
You women of our Home Stute Place
Here I stand with smiling face
For even in this world of hues
I hear your battle for love true
This Lady only feels remorse
For two who really try to force
The King to follow your footstep
Did you not know he won’t misstep?
He truly loves his Juliet
Cheshire Grin do please approach
May I scratch you from head to toe?
And maybe too behind the ears?
What gorgeous smile I see appear!
I’ll let you have your Cheshire nap
Each day on the Lady Red’s lap
I’m glad to have you with me here
With you beside me I won’t fear
Where is my King, my true love dear?
Lady in Red
Juliet
Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou
A spell I cast upon you all!
You think you’ll find the
Silly-bus
Wizard Villanelle will not fall!
It won’t help you throwing spit
balls
The Silly-bus is mine to keep
A spell I cast upon you all!
I’ll haunt you with terrible
squall
No-one can ride the Silly-bus
Wizard Villanelle will not fall!
I’ll punch you right in the
eyeball
You pitiful bunch of jokes
A spell I cast upon you all!
Beware for I’ll make you pitfall
True Master of the streets I am
Wizard Villanelle will not fall!
To the wondrous Alice Oz land
Every one of you will be sent
A spell I cast upon you all!
Wizard Villanelle will not fall!
I suspect familiar hands in this
The Silly-bus contains the list
A countenance concealed by mist
The key requires a certain twist
Without which we could not exist
I suspect familiar hands in this
Will pencil held in writer's fist
Reveal one that has been missed
A countenance concealed by mist
Say what is by flick of wrist
Or spin the wheels with words as
grist
I suspect familiar hands in this
And so begins poetic tryst
With good conscience I could not
resist
A countenance concealed by mist
I suspect familiar hands in this
A countenance concealed by mist
Be patient you who fate has kissed
For ignorance here cannot be bliss
You Doctor Moose, you are my
friend
I can't believe you would offend
From paper cup I will now drink
This fine goo-stew from kitchen
sink
You say a fresh fruity flavor
Long legs, good nose, sip and
savor
I'll take my sip but not quite
yet
Now where too did my Lady get?
She was standing here, right by
my side
Now where did Red go off and
hide?
Justin Nuendo what did you say?
Don't drink or I'll just fade
away!
You say Red drank from paper cup
And now she's gone! In smoke went
up!
Perhaps you're right, curse is
friend Moose
Brewing this disappearing juice
The Wizard's curse! He's behind
this!
First Silly-Bus, now my heart's
bliss
Should one drink from this cup of
goo?
To follow Red? What shall I do?
What's that you say dear Nurse
Cratchet?
Here's our marriage certificate
I'll admit it! Yes it is true
Already married are we two
You said your work visa ran out
To be married would give you
clout
A box of crayons was the price
For my "I Do" and some
thrown rice
Our marriage is one of paper
But I see your love runs deeper
There is no way out except death
Perhaps I should hold my last
breath
(Turning shades of red, now gone
blue)
Oh my, oh my, what shall I do?
Lady Red gone! Cratchet my wife!
Doc Moose accursed! Good by this
life!
Wait a minute! This cannot be!
It's that dang Wizard's spell on
me!
Another breath I shall now take
And perhaps I'll lie here and
fake.
I'm here to offer CPR
I'm glad I made it
from the bar.
They told me there
was trouble here
I quickly drove
with massive
fear.
I will not let you
leave me now
you've left
your box
crayons
too few.
They told me breath
held till blue
now you
lay here
so still
my mouth
to yours
holding
away
reins
of
death
Confound the Wizard Villanelle
The 'Stute is under evil's spell
Mis-led are those who know me well
Justin N. has tales to tell
The Silly-bus in wrong hands fell
Confound the Wizard Villanelle
Enough conclusions reached pell-mell
Thinking I am that thick shelled
Mis-led are those who know me well
With denial condemn what some would
sell
As rumors will this one has swelled
Confound the Wizard Villanelle
'Tis not the potion with funny smell
In Pavlov's name does this ring any
bells
Mis-led are those who know me well
Inside my hat it did fore-tell
In form this curse shall be expelled
Confound the Wizard Villanelle
Mis-led are those who know me well
Dear Doc Moose
I do believe
Many of us
Were deceived
By this evil spell
Of Wizard Villanelle
Mis-led are those
Who know you well
You're not under
An evil spell
You have Lady's trust
From the dawn until dusk
Juliet is right
Dr. Moose
shines bright.
I saw
the impostor
in the kitchen
he was a cross
between
Dr. Moose
and
Kevin Cosner.
I approached
and he ran
so I apologize.
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