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No Wizard Villanelle I fear
One known seems to have
dis-appeared
To start this search I volunteer
No hocus-pocus it's been made
clear
Who's not afraid come lend an ear
No Wizard Villanelle I fear
For such we'll look both far and
near
If need be out beyond the spheres
To start this search I volunteer
Come forth we summon thee, appear
Gather 'round be of good cheer
No Wizard Villanelle I fear
No power held or secret dear
Will sway this course bound to
adhere
To start this search I volunteer
Come poets from both hemispheres
Join this quest of nineteen tiers
To start this search I volunteer
No Wizard Villanelle I fear
Dear Doc am I glad to see you
I’ve been scared here all alone
Instead of red I do feel blue
The King with his head on a stone
I’ve been here scared all alone
In this reddish world colourful
The King with his head on a stone
To see this is rather frightful
In this reddish world colourful
You dare to challenge the Wizard
To hear this is rather frightful
Maybe we should ask Scotland Yard
You dare to challenge the Wizard
What evil will come upon us
Maybe we should ask Scotland Yard
They may send us Mister E. Fudd
What evil will come upon us
With you around things will work out
They may send us Mister E. Fudd
Which would change this story no
doubt
With you around things will work out
Instead of red I do feel blue
Which would change this story no
doubt
Dear Doc am I glad to see you
Lady in Red
Juliet
Hiya Doc! I'ma here! Need a
hand? Will be right
with ya, the Lady needs a blanket
first. Did ya
see? She looks all blue!
I'm here to help
the King is fine
he's drawing art
with the Nursie.
What can I do
to help you Doc,
where is this
Wizard Villanelle?
Wizard Villanelle you should fear!
Your Wiz is no danger to me
I shall not let you interfere
Your Wizard has disappeared
Where is he? I do ask you!
Wizard Villanelle you should fear!
Behind curtains! He won’t appear!
Can’t you see, his magic’s left him
I shall not let you interfere
The Silly-bus is very near
I am still Master of the streets
Wizard Villanelle you should fear
My spell has blinded you severe
Scavenge the schoolyards all you want
I shall not let you interfere
My Silly-bus, syllable dear
Too blind to see they are my dear
I shall not let you interfere
Wizard Villanelle you should fear!
I've come to help if you will
accept
the kind services of this here
Nurse
I think the Library to have
answers
that may help within this journey.
Justin Kace you think you'll find
Our wondrous wizard easily
Let me tell you all one thing
He'll have protection here from me
To shelter him I'll do my best
This kindly man just needs some rest
I see your pantoum you're raising
the stakes
First stop Khartoum in this
search that we make
One should have a full deck this
to undertake
Playing close to the vest no
sweat shall we break
Understood are the rules that the
house gets it's take
I see your pantoum you are
raising the stakes
Beginning descent buffet and
shake
A Silly-bus waits on the ground
by a lake
One should have a full deck this
to undertake
A thirst for adventure discovery
may slake
Though the clues leading here all
turned out to be fake
I see your pantoum you are
raising the stakes
Airborne once more off tarmac sun
baked
Full boat one two three kings
over jakes
One should have a full deck this
to undertake
We're comin' there Wiz make no
mistake
From the 'Stute we did stage a
major outbreak
I see your pantoum you're raising
the stakes
One should have a full deck this to
undertake
Oh bwother Doc, you've wealwy wost
it this thyme!
Do you think you're some secwet
agent or something?
This is wedicuwous, oh, and as for a
full deck, that definatwy weaves you out,
even I know a pantoum beats a full
house!
You stay out of this Fudd, you
obviously didn't notice that my
"real " hand was five threes
with a four in the hole kicker .So
deal yourself out before I have " Ante Em ' take care of my
light work!
Master I'm here to help what can I
do?
I can blink us all to within the
silly bus,
would you like that Master, would
you?
Lady in Red now that I'm here to
help
you'll be saying your vows to the
King
what was that, I heard a very loud
yelp?
Been holding my breath for much too long
And now I hear a Yellow Brick song
Is that Elton or Nurse C
Who is it that's kissing me
I believe things have really gone
wrong
This ain't the 'Stute, nor is it
Kansas
Hope this ain't the Godfather's last
kiss
Is that Doc Moose that I hear
Please tell me Red is now near
It's time to end this paralysis
Oh my! This place really is bizarre
Nurse C! Enough with the C P R
Dear Red its good to see you
Tell me, what now shall we do
Hey Moose, by chance did you bring
your car
This yellow path has no speed limit
I'm sure we could go real fast on it
Let us go search for the bus
The one that Wiz hid from us
Everyone pile in! Time to split
Thyme to split?
My thoughts exact.
So I did,
and that's a fact.
I will fill you in
real soon.
Is tonight
a half full moon?
Jusin Kace
please watch your backs.
Until then,
I'm in the stacks.
signed,
Justin Thyme, 'Stute escapee.
aka Leonardo DaVinci
former Artiste Extraordinaire
current Library Aide
As we seek the Wiz by Villanelle
we're off the coast of France
Our search cut short by ocean's
swell fear Neptune's great puissance
Ship-wrecked fools A.W.O.L. fate
rules by circumstance
Washed ashore as we explore the
beach's great expanse
A bottle lies before one eye ( the
other looks askance)
As we seek the Wiz by Villanelle
we're off the coast of France
Curious I pop the cork and with much
extravagance
A Jinn appears with two cold beers
and does the Hula dance
Ship-wrecked fools A.W.O.L. fate
rules by circumstance
She says since I have set her free
our search can now advance
With wave of hand a sea-plane lands
and out steps "Tuckett's" Nance
As we seek the Wiz by Villanelle
we're off the coast of France
"The Silly-bus you'll not find
here give Kansas one more glance"
By plane then train (this is insane
) we'll have to re-finance
Ship-wrecked fools A.W.O.L. fate
rules by circumstance
Another stop along the way by those
who are entranced
You can Ron but you can't hide from
our vigilance
As we seek the Wiz by Villanelle
we're off the coast of France
Ship-wrecked fools A.W.O.L. fate
rules by circumstance
The silly bus
will be
my focus
as I nod
my head
to transport
our squad.
The silly bus
to find
will be
a plus
for all of us
so here we go
ready or not
away we
blow.
Oh my stars
where's
Lady in Red,
Andrew,
and
Nurse Crachet?
(I hear a voice)
Vegas Caesar's
palace
oh my,
I did not
mean for any
malice.
Shall we stay here
in Kansas
where the air
is clear
or should we
search
for where
the other's
may be?
So sorry master
for messing up
must have lost
my concentration
part way through,
sometimes I create
such awful disaster.
Just a blink makes one plan toast,
hopes the others all are fine
Red eye taken from east coast, now
arriving right on time
According to that last signpost,
points this way to the "Grand Design"
The Silly-bus which matters most,
with us does intertwine
Yellow roads where road-kill
roasts, that which stupefies the mind
Just a blink makes one plan toast,
hope the others all are fine
Nothing here but other's ghosts,
I'll take the Vegas line
Odds foremost we'll find our host,
so says this hunch of mine
According to that last signpost,
this way to the "Grand Design"
Excess to the uttermost, glitz and
glamour strike some blind
With our mission we're engrossed,
"Neuf Le Moose" Seven of Nine!
Just a blink makes one plan toast,
hopes the others all are fine
Re-financed by a slick riposte,
the Jinn and I shall dine
On bouillabaisse from the
sea-coast, with fine imported wine
According to the last signpost,
this way to the "Grand Design"
Not to post what's innermost, if
we were so inclined
Would be negligence most gross, to
be poetically unkind
According to that last signpost,
this way to the "Grand Design"
Just a blink makes one plan toast,
hopes the others all are fine
Oh my goodness, what have you done
Andrew are you ok my hon?
Jeannie must be somewhat rusty
At least a tiny bit dusty
Crachet glad to see you here too
Look a man with a ‘Stute tattoo!
Could that be our Doctor Moose
Chumming up with that dumb blond
goose
Nah, delusional I must be
That’s not our Doc Moose, now I see
Bets can be made with Crayons Red
Only one, but also hundred
Are you hungry my dear Andrew?
See they serve here a gooey stew
Maybe a game you rather play
Russian roulette is what you say?
Would you mind it awfully dear
If I’d walk ‘round with Crachet here
While you wait here at the bar
If the others arrive by car
Nurse Crachet we will walk around
Until the others we have found
No there’s no time for a glass of
ale
Oh my goodness, there are Chip &
Dales!
Lady in Red
Juliet
Juliet for goodness sake
what kind of observers
could we even make
if your looking out
and only seeing
chipmunks.
These men you ponder
over in that circus tent
cast gifts of wonder
and they're called
Chippendale's.
Do you care to glance
while we're right here
we'll blame it all on
Jeannie's blinking
circumstance.
Look at that one's chest
and look at him (wow)!
He's hardly dressed
how did these men
get so blessed.
Juliet this is too much for me
never again a match to be
for these men have more
then I've seen before
let's find the door.
Let's get back to Andrew
and check if he's found
the rest of the crew
or maybe he's still
eating the stew.
Jeannie! Now ya really did it!
One of these days I’ll get a fit
Can’t ya get it right at once
It could ‘ave bin yar only chance
How did we get into this mess
Andrew gone with Lady in Red!
Crachet there too? That they will like!
She won’t be moving from Red’s side
Doc we must get to Las Vegas
Something called the Palace Caesar
Whatta ya say? A bit of roulette?
Or throwing dice down the toilet?
I always liked to play the cards
I really think it is an art
To let ‘em think they got it all
Then steal the nickels, take ‘em all
Jeannie, got some magic left?
To cover up a master theft?
Or got a car hidden somewhere?
We really should be gettin’ there
OK Doc, let’s hit the road
Or would ya rather go by goat?
Justin I'll be glad to help us
get out of this horrible ruckus
I'm looking forward to my wine
so we need to get here in line
to Vegas we go for a mission
I promise a safe transmission.
One, two, three Vegas to dine
Wow, Master look all this wine
Justin Nuendo, ONE FLEW
now where could they be off to?
What's that sign by the guard's?
Redwood Valley Vineyards
where in the world are we now?
I think I'm gonna have a cow!
So sorry Master I've failed again
sometimes I think I've fried my
brain.
I understand if you want to return me
seems my magic is just a bit to
rusty.
Hey, Justin man what's going on
I feel like I was hit hard with
baton?
Where is Dr. Moose and Jeannie
they're probably off having a
martini?
What Justin she likes her fine
wine
well, than maybe they went to
dine?
Let's look around see where we are
hey, look over there it say's free
car
we could help Doc out let's go get
it.
So your giving this car away today
why would you give this with no
pay?
Justin stop pulling on my tee
shirt
your making my shoulders really
hurt!
What do you mean it's surly not
you?
Oh no, I'm having a terrible
nightmare
I see Nurse Crachet pulling my
hair!
You mean we're in Vegas we made
it!
Boy, the Doc will be so very happy
he can trade the genie for a mappy.
What do you mean Chippendales?
I'm surrounded by hay bales
But I think I saw Elmer Fudd
Hunting that poor Tweety Bird
I'll check into it Justin Kace
And meet you all at Caersar's place!
~~~
Justin Thyme
I see the fabled vineyard sign
I really hate to Justin Trude
But I think I hear that Tarzan dude
Besides we need to get on the go...
I promised I'd meet Justin Nuendo!
~~~
Oh no!! what a mess was created
Jennie thinks she's Justin Ebriated
She's wearing a big Cheshire Grin
Oh my... the trouble we are in!!
I promise we'll all be there soon
But under Doc's advice sleeping till
noon
~~~
I'm so sorry Lady in Red
We're coming soon, we're Justin Bed
Honestly I have no idea where the wine went
I swear... I'm Justin O'Cent!!!!!!!
ONE FLEW OVER I am no nightmare
when will you realize that I do
care
and I was not pulling on your
hair
that cross necklace you wear
got tangled in this snare
so can you think fair?
Justin Nuendo where is Dr. Moose
is he attempting to be a recluse
and remain away on the loose
or is he cooking a goose
before seeing a noose
in the red caboose?
No-one can find us here
We’re having a good time
Drinking wine and cold beer
They do nothing but steer
Cross every country road
No-one can find us here
My silly-bus, my dear
You’re safe here by my side
Drinking wine and cold beer
This is a new career
Performing in Vegas
No-one can find us here
I am no racketeer!
Playing my act on stage
Drinking wine and a cold beer
I wish for a cigar
And Jeannie in a jar
Drinking wine and a cold beer
No-one can find us here!
Round and round
Place your bet
Time to answer the call
I'm spellbound
Drawn to it
I love that silver ball
Ten on Red
Five on Black
Twenty across the board
Go ahead
Bet the stack
I've come to make a hoard
See that ball
Watch it fall
I love double ought green
Wager all
for a haul
I'll even bet Doc's spleen
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Hmmmm.... How did I end up here is
Vegas? I vaguely
remember something about Kansas,
holding my breath
and being kissed by Lord Elton. But
hey! I'm in Vegas!
Where'd I get all these chips from?
And this Spleen?
Say... Wheel-boy... can you ask one
of the pit bosses
how much I can get for a spleen?
Thanks. Now let
us see... let's go heavy on Red...
and Thirtysix...
Twentyfour... Thirtyfour... Seem like
winners to
me... and always go to the green.
Alright... rollem!
Did somebody say CHIPPENDALE??
I'm afraid we may have lost focus on
the subject at hand ...Hello!!!
Where is the Wiz? Try Master and
Jeannie on the way to Vegas,
at least you'll get a good ride.
Doc
You think they've all had Justine
Uff
But that is just not so
We're off to Vegas to play craps
With Chip'n'Dale you know....
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