Concerning The Room With A View & The Lady In Red

 

Andrew Scott

 

Dear Lady In Red... Concerning the room with a view...

 

Oh no my Lady

I'd not be so crass

A room with a view

Must have more than glass

 

Curtains there must be

To keep out the Toms

Like that spud E. Fudd

With the sweaty palms

 

No indiscretion

Did I wish to make

Only an offer

One I hope you'll take

 

I've saved red crayons

For one such as you

And in privacy

My masterpiece we'll do

 

A virgin canvass

Awaits your fine form

To be dressed in red

With smile so warm

 

The Mona Lisa

Will pale by compare

Green with jealousy

For your beauty there

 

So fear not your King

With room and a view

For all will soon see

The wonder of you

 

Done in crayon hues

To hang in the 'Stute

My Lady in Red

Please do not refute

 

 

Lady in Red

 

I’m dreaming

on colours red

when crayons

gently touch

the canvas

 

Divine inspiration

fills up the room

while you create

with tender touch

illusion

 

Reaching out

and finding

the red rose

that lies within

the depth of me

 

On wings

of illusion

we fly

away

from here

 

Our castle

build

on nothing

but

feelings

 

Every stroke

your crayon makes

a caress

to my

fragile soul

 

Love

sweet

magical

illogical

sensation

 

A final touch

a glance

you created

a

Masterpiece

 

I think I am falling in love........

 

Juliet

aka

Lady in Red

 

 

Nurse Crachet

 

I think I'm gonna heave...LOL

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

The world stands stark white

Waiting for pigments bright

 

Then with a lunge comes life

As the colors run rife

 

A line drawn too a curve

In a profile to serve

 

Tender strokes and great flair

Fingers work in love's care

 

Capturing the heart's view

With the form that is you

 

My Lady In Red

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(Nurse C... feel free to heave cause you had me

ROTFLMAO with that one line... )

 

 

Lady in Red

 

Flying on the strong winds of illusion,

Higher than any eagle ever flies,

Pushing aside all human intrusion,

Dreaming away until night once more dies .

Building a castle on cloud number nine,

Enlightenment through touch of the Swinging King,

Encounter with Crayons of such divine,

Fills my soul with a love, it makes it sing.

Universal awareness fills my heart,

With stars in my eyes I gaze at the Moon,

To Mother Earth and heaven’s starry yard,

I hope our path doesn’t end too soon.

With tears like dewdrops we greet morning’s light,

Life is worth living with the Crayon Knight.

 

 

Justin Tolerable

 

I whisked you away

From your once noble King

He never even noticed

He's a real ding-a-ling

 

In a tower on high

Is where you will be

I'll be your Romeo

And you'll worship me

 

Don't worry my dear

He won't come for you

For if he does

He can't pay the due

 

It will be his life

That he'd owe for your own

Cause I am a Justin

Right to the bone

 

It's you that I want

And you I did take

The Crayon King

Will always be second rate

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

I've gone for my sword

I've gone for my shield

Doc Moose is my horse

Before us all yield

 

My Lady in Red

Fear not for your fate

I'll slay Justin T

I'm not second rate

 

I'll storm the tower

Dispatching my foe

Like Sir George's worm

Justin T will soe

 

Reaching the summit

I'll whisk you away

To the Corner Pub

Where we'll swing and sway

 

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My Lady in Red... your words are of a beauty

only matched by your smile.

 

 

Rapunsel

 

Looks at the king

With a gleam in her eye

Picks up a crayon

To give it a try

 

Then whispers so softly

Into his ear

"I've a better idea

Now you just stay here"

 

She brings back some nuts

Strawberries, whipped cream

"I feel like a sundae,

Will you be my ice cream?"

 

 

Lady in Red

 

All alone in this old tower

Justin T. is here in power

The world outside far away

This is a most dreadful day

 

Waiting for my Crayon Knight

To arrive on his Moose white

Will he defeat Justin Tolerable

My King of the Crayon Round Table

 

Maybe Rapunsel he’d prefer

Or a wild Nurse with a blur

A promise of ice cream delight?

The other with a stormy night?

 

My King will not cause me pain

For him I consider to go insane

Please help me out of this misery

Oh my goodness, I hear Justin T.!

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

Nurse Cratchet to the left

Rapunsel to the right

Please my Lady in Red

Please save me from this plight

 

The gauntlet I'll charge through

I'll fight with white Russians

Chocolate sundae hair-dos

Through all their false passions

 

All I ask is your hand

To make us two a match

For you my Lady Red

All others I'll dispatch

 

Lady Red I beg you

Claim me your champion

Please be my one true Queen

Your King ‘Stute Companion

 

 

Justin Spire

 

Juliet,

 

Here I ride for you

all saddled up

and drank a few.

My horse is black

and there's room

for you on his back.

So here I come

to rescue you

from that

intolerable bum.

I'll ride you away

to my castle

in time

I do pray.

So hop on back

will ride all night

I'll give you

everything

I'll hold nothing

back.

(sweet sugar of my earth)

 

 

Lady in Red

 

Crayon King, my Crayon King

What hast thou done with me

Whenever I do close my eyes

My heart is there with thee

 

King of East Wing at the 'Stute

What hast thou done with me

I feel thou whispers in my soul

I wish to be with thee

 

My Knight in shining armour

What hast thou done with me

Thou temper of my graving heart

I long to be with thee

 

Enchanter of the first kind

What has thou done with me

My heart thou hold within your spell

My hand I'll cut for thee?

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

Mar not your beauty

My Lady in Red

Cut not one finger

I'll not see you bled

 

Please keep your fine hand

Attached to the rest

So I may have all

To hold and caress

 

Listen not to them

Those Justins who call

They are pretenders

Everyone of them all

 

I'm your one true King

Ruler of the 'Stute

A fact that Cratchet

Can't even refute

 

Anointed by God

To carry your flame

In my heart of hearts

There is but your name

 

My Lady in Red

 

 

Lady in Red

 

My Crayon King I hear your plea

My heart’s full of fear can’t you see

In this tower I wait for thee

Awaiting you to rescue me

 

My heart’s full of fear can’t you see

Justin T. is after your head

Awaiting you to rescue me

Claiming I am his Juliet

 

Justin T. is after your head

Justin Spire’s out on crusade

Claiming I am his Juliet

Sweet sugar of my earth, he states

 

Justin Spire’s out on crusade

His heart is filled with love for me

Sweet sugar of my earth, he states

His one and only destiny

 

This heart is filled with love for thee

I do claim you my Champion

My one and only destiny

My King, ‘Stute true Companion

 

I do claim you my Champion

In this tower I wait for thee

My King, ‘Stute true Companion

My Crayon King I hear your plea

 

Your Lady in Red

 

 

Justin Spire

 

Juliet,

Sweet sugar of my earth divine

sweeter than that of fine wine,

your destiny of desire won't wait

so my promise of love not to late.

I'm outside your window can you see me,

with longing eyes I need you forever to be.

the sweetest sugar of my earth divine.

 

 

ONE FLEW OVER

 

Justin Spire give it up

you sound like a lost pup(py)

The crayon king will win

so pop yourself now with a pin

The Lady in Red is smitten

as so I've seen everywhere written

so ride off on that horse

this cannot be your destined course.

 

 

Nurse Kindheart

 

I see a major problem here

and it is a big one I fear

I'm on it Lady in Red

no longer will you need dread

this Justin Tolerable guy

your time here I will buy

and then you can ride off freely

on the horse I rode in on Greely.

I'll be Justin Tolerable's pawn

until the rising sun of dawn

then I will gather me a rope

and dangle down it and hope

I can quietly escape his tower

then nobody will be in his power.

 

 

Justin Tolerable

 

Now you ladies think me dumb,

But why your faces are so glum?

I spotted all your treachery,

Now neither one of you are free.

 

You’re locked up in my tower high,

Your hopes are set on one small guy.

Give it up, he will not come,

I have him right here on the run.

 

He is a coward, can't you see?

He'll never get the best of me.

So ladies resign yourselves to this,

We'll live here in eternal bliss.

 

 

Nurse Kindheart

 

Lady in Red what did I do

I meant no harm to come to you

All I wanted was to set you free

maybe someone can climb that tree

and bring a board for a ramp from the window.

Oh my goodness I see'see a giant black widow.

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

Justin Tolerable

I'm throwing down the glove

For my Lady in Red

The one who is my love

 

Justin Tolerable

Prepare yourself for siege

Its time you bow down to

Your master and Lord Liege

 

I've mustered my forces

And not in dijon yellow

I've come to cook you down

Roasted like a marshmallow

 

My crayons are all sharpened

Each with a point to be made

They'll color all over you

You'll need more than a Band-Aid

 

Release My Lady in Red

As well as good Nurse Kindheart

Or suffer the dogs of war

We'll tear your tower apart

 

You remember Ian

The dog European

The pet of the Wicked Witch

The one who's always a peein'

 

Ian, dog European

He's a right feisty old mutt

I've trained him to sniff you out

And to bite right in the butt

 

So if your carcASS you'll save

You'll hand the Ladies over

Do not dally in your deed

Cause here comes my dog rover

 

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Keep heart my Lady Red for I'm on my way.

Justin Tolerable is nothing more than Alpo.

Rest assured of my victory and keep the

newbie nurse calm. Your Knight in Color,

CK.

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One Flew... thanks for joining the war...

no matter the battle... fruits or coots.

I know I can count on you. Fly high

buddy... fly high.

 

 

Lady in Red

 

Nurse Kindheart, please step aside

So I can fight this monster black

Behind me in the alcove you hide

While this widow black I'll attack

 

A crayon here, a crayon there

How dare you scare her out of her wits

I’ll send you off to Annie Where

She’s not just another titbit

 

My dear Nurse, do not longer fear

Come out of your alcove hide

The widow’s gone, that much is clear

Let’s see what happens outside

 

Oh dear, Oh my, look at my King

He’s into a fight with T.! Passion Play!

Their swords cross, while Moose sings

His favourite "Walk This Way"

 

Look at this Ian! The dog European!

He’s taken the long short cut!

He’s about to attack the tower! He’s peein’!

And ready to bite some butt!

 

I cannot see them Annie Longer

Where on earth have they gone?

I know my King will be stronger

Will colour his left jaw bone

 

I hear a loud noise right outside!

Who’s there behind the door?!?!

No Kindheart there’s no time to hide

Is it my Crayon King I adore?

 

 

Nurse Kindheart

 

She did not realize it happened

now I am fearfully left to attend.

A bite to the ankle she took

I can't believe how bad she shook.

Now I think she's gone into shock

I've been counting minutes on this here clock

forty-five have gone by since the bite

and nothing seems to be quite right.

She has not spoken a word to me

where in the world can anyone be,

hear my plea's for this Lady in Red

for I fear soon she'll be good as dead.

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

Ladies of the tower

Cast away all your fear

Justin T is now slain

And I, your King, am here

 

What has happened Nurse K?

What has befallen Red?

Tell me she is sleeping

That she does not lay dead!

 

What is it that you say?

A spider she did fight!

When Red was not looking

It gave her this here bite!

 

Ian!, Dog European

Come quickly my brave pet

Go fetch good Doctor Moose

Stop not! To make things wet

 

I'm so sorry my Red

For my arrival late

Please hang in there my sweet

Don't make this your fate

 

I'd give my 'Stute Kingdom

To have you back with me

Nurse K please do something

Don't let her spirit flee!

 

Administer first aid

Should we suck the poison?

You say she was bit where?

Right next to her bosom!

 

Please stand aside Nurse K

I'll handle things from here

Red's life is in my mouth

Is that a pulse I hear?

 

 

Lady in Red

 

*** Waking up in fury ***

 

Oh my goodness dear King

Thought you were Justin T.

Felt right on my chest

Something touching me

 

That's an awful bruise

I made on your face

Kind of colourful though

Hope you don't need a brace

 

Will you please forgive

Your Lady in Red

I never thought I' see

You again after this Hell

 

 

Lady in Red

 

Nurse Kindheart will you please attend

Justin T., although he is no friend

But still a brother of the ‘Stute

To let him die, I must refute

 

Justin Spire, sweet young man,

My heart belongs to this Crayon man

I hope you’ll comprehend

May I still call you friend?

 

Here is my hand, I’m sorry dear

In your face I struck in fear

Even though I did not mean to

Please do what you must do

 

Colour it red, colour it blue

Colour it with everlasting hues

This hand from now on belongs to thee

As does all of the rest of me

 

Blue eyed Knight from East Wing

One and only Crayon King

Master cook of mystery stew

Where do we go from here?

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

My Dear Lady in Red

Though I've suffered your hit

To know my Red's alive

I am hurt not one bit

 

Though my eye is shaded

A perfect hue of blue

It matches that hickey

That I just gave to you

 

Now that I have you back

There's but one thing to do

A wedding's in order

To unite me and you

 

(getting down on one knee)

 

I tender you privilege

To all of my colors

Please accept this offer

Above all the others

 

What say you my Lady

Will you marry this King?

And in your so doing

Become my Queen East Wing

 

 

Lady in Red

 

Oh Dear.....What must I do?

Now I have to explain to you

A secret of darkness

After a night sleepless

 

My answer my love, my King

will be in "My King, Ruler Of The East Wing"

 

 

Justin Spire

 

Sweet sugar of my earth divine

please take my hand as yours

you will live in peace with thine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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