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Can You Dance With Me?
Can you dance with me
and float me away
to the moon
kissing the sun?
Can you dance with me
one on one
till I feel
the dew of morning?
Can you dance with me
one step at a time
till under our feet
the floor collapses?
Can you dance with me
like I'm your princess
and my gold slippers
are the key to our universe?
Can you dance with me
tonight for I'm free
to be whomever
you wish me to be?
Thank goodness, I got here Justin
Thyme
Now she even started to rhyme!
ARGH, where’s the King when ya
need him most!
She’ll soon turn these folks into
ghosts!
Hey, what you’re dancing with? LOL
LOL LOL!!!!!!!!
That’s yar true love prince?
That’s a rubber doll!!!!!
Justin N
Yo nursy dear!! *blushing deeply and
digging
my toes into the ground* You lookin
for a
prince charming to dance with ya?
I'd love
to dance with such a wonderful
nursey.
*swallowing the lump in my throat*
PLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE
don't turn down little
old Bashful.
Justin Kace you want to know
I have to tell you this
Since from the 'stute I saw you
go
You're poems haven't missed
You're writing like you're Justin
Tact
Not Justin Sayne at all
Good poem here, it's Justin Fact
Take pride in it - Stand tall...
I'm blushing now,
you can't see
but I give my vow
for it's how
my mirror shows me.
Justin N: This Rubber doll I hold is
yours
from when you got him stuck
inside your dripping wet drawers.
Bashful: How could I say no to you
my friend
I know you'll always stand beside me
until the very sad and lonely end.
Justin Kace: Thank you for taking
notice
I'm glad you did not miss
my new home in this palace.
Nurse C my dear
It is my fear
That your dance card is full
If not, then when
May I cut in
Please dance with this here fool
I cut a rug
And jitter bug
Better than Fred Astair
I swing and sway
Tango, ballet
I can bop with real flair
Give me a chance
At just one dance
I'll show you who's the King
I'm not Elvis
But I've got his pelvis
And it's a marvellous thing
Yes Dear Andrew,
I do see the line it stretches
very long
yet there are many hours, many
song
that I can repeat and dance with
you.
I left the ‘Stute with a distinct
clue
to guide you swiftly on your way
instead you drove around town all
day.
I gave you the first chance
to show me your side of romance
then you and Dr. Moose together
steal a car loaded in leather.
You came to rescue me from myself
but had more interest for what's
on the shelf.
So here I came to dance
and since I got the chance
I threw off these spiked heels
and took to the floor to see how
it feels.
Partner after partner danced so
fine
so I guess you'll be next
when I reach the end of the line.
Why... Nurse C., they're playing the
"Acrostic Waltz"
one two three, one two three...
Institutionally speaking
While the floorboards are creaking
Only a fool could say no
Undeniably vibrant, as
Dogs to a hydrant
I'm drawn to your charms and must go
Everyone's talking
Despicably squawking
Embellishing what they don't know
Let idle tongues chatter
It doesn't matter
Good dancers are rare as green snow
Hope you've had fun, now
That this dance is done
Each step being taken real slow
Divinely you dance, glad that we had
this chance
(for the others to put on this show)
Oh my,
it's getting steamy in here,
I need a drink, Bartender
Says the Bartender:
I would love to serve drinks
But I'm runnin' with freaks
Andrew Scott and Doctor Moose
I hope to be there soon
With these two crazy loons
Cause they got the happy juice
Oh my goodness what a nice place
this is!
Many dance partners, a Lady's bliss
I see Royalty over there from the
Stute!
Hmmmm, he really looks very cute
I see a resemblance with Elvis
Although I wonder if he can swing
that pelvis
Dear Crachet you took me to paradise
I think we will dance until sunrise
Anyone cares to dance?
We made it! We made it!
Just a few bottles shy
WOW! Hey, check HER out Moose
Some candy for the eye
Say Lady In Red
Do you care to dance?
I've got Elvis' hip
And I'm one for romance
I do like your color
Red is my favorite
Reminds me of fire
And how hot things can get
I'm also a fine cook
I make the best 'Stute stew
It's like paraffin gel
That just stick to you
So what do you say
Shall we dance this night?
Come melt with me
And burn in the light
Hello!!!!!!!!
Hmmm, a dance with you my dearest
King
A slow dance, or do you rather
swing?
"It's Now Or Never" my
favourite song
And your arms seem just where I
belong
Just tell me King, my crayon sweet
Are your feet made of royal
concrete?
I sometimes make a wrong step you
know
And bruised in my life many a toe
But if you don't mind these little
surprises
Let us dance, until the sun rises!
Lady In Red I'll dance with you
There is no wrong your toes could
do
I'll be your king if you my queen
Each royal step a perfect scene
We'll swing and sway, we'll dip
and bend
To heaven above your feet I'll
send
We'll dance on clouds within the
sky
We'll make the stars shimmer and
sigh
Nurse C will morn the chance she
had
Stuck with the others... that's
so sad
Nurse Crachet Remembers,
Your sparkling light my darkness
found
as I was falling halfway to the
ground
Your strong genuine embrace
helped me escape this awful place
your feather embroidered hat I
remember
as you rode by on your horse in
December
caught a glimpse and waved you did
as back at the ‘Stute they flipped
my lid.
Who are you stranger that I
remember?
Crachet, what drug are ya on this
time?
You no-brained Nurse, completely
outta chime!
It is you who should be locked up in
the ‘Stute
Instead of us, running ‘round these walls nude
First ya get drunk and play games
with Buggs
And now yar looking for this
stranger’s hugs?
Surely Moose can’t be of this the
cause!
Could it be ya have a crush on Santa
Claus?
And could it be this
"sparkling" light
Got a little misplaced one night?
While you were dreaming of our Crayon
Andrew
We tossed yar stranger in our mystery
stew?
by Dr.Moose1
Going to get tough, so you better get
going
Elmer you've had it, your true colors
are showing
To teach you a lesson ,you won't soon
forget
Out the window I'll throw you, on
this you can bet!
Until now I've gone easy, with the
likes of you
That's all in the past, as of now
Fudd you're through
Out on your ears, which are rather
large
Foolish of you, to try to take charge
This place runs quite well, without
you at the helm
Have no doubt at this game, you will
be overwhelmed
Elmer you haven't a ghost of a chance
'Specially now that I'm back from the dance
Twinkle Toes Doc, that's what they're
calling me
Un-equalled at waltzes and poetry
Time, for you, to scram, you runt
Even in here, you down, I will hunt
For this place ain't big, enough for
us two
Unless you leave now, it's curtains
for you
Don't think I'm kidding, don't make
that mistake
Drop that chalupa, and get out ya big
fake!!!
Still feeling tippsy after the
dance
Can't think to rhyme. Are these my
pants?
Anyway I'm back home, back at the
'Stute
They say Fudds in charge! Well
that's a real hoot!
Fudd couldn't be a ruler if he had
twelve inches
Utterly preposterous, I'm laughing
in stitches
Doctor Moose, if you just hand over
that spud
Deep fried potato chips I'll make
of that Fudd
You may as well
forget everything
the Nurse is back
with a passion.
She had her fill
of the real world
now it's here
in this place
she's after.
This place will be
much different
I've learned a lot
while playing,
so in this Stute
the play begins
each Friday night
at 6:00pm.
The play continues
till Sunday afternoon
all right night
at 6:00pm.
Till then we need
to keep things calm
prove we can be respected
then one day maybe soon
we can let loose again.
Who's ready for the Stute dance?
Who's gonna be first to take a
chance?
The D.J. needs suggestions,
and all I have are questions.
The time is now it's past 6pm
so let's gather together all of
them.
I'll start with a Tango and then to
a Waltz,
Then we will Mambo, where are the
Ebson salts?
We'll twist and we'll twirl to the
Banga Boys
We’ll bring out the munchies and put
away the toys.
We'll dance and we'll sing till we
fall on the floor,
Tell me now nursey are you up to the
chore?
We better start slow
cause you never know
how long this could go on
even could turn into a marathon.
The Crayon king still owes me one
I have to save some energy for the
fun.
I'll start with you and we'll see
where it leads
if no one else shows it's for them my
heart bleeds.
Andrew,
Between the two of us I'd say we
got him on
the run, Beware The I'ds of Fudd .
Nurse C.
Sounds like you're doing fine
after your
little mishap .
The Doc has got the Fudd in sight,
Take cover all you folks.
There is going to be a fight,
The bets are being laid.
I'll give you odds that Fudd will
pass,
Away from this here
"Stute".
For Doc has the advantage,
In the meds beneath his suit.
Remind me never to take you on old
boy.
Though you would have quite the
fight on
your hands. I can be quite
intolerable.
Let me know when I can step in?
I've haven't danced in years
my feet are mighty clumsy.
I'm never known to miss a dance
even if I mangle everybody's
toes.
Knock, knock, will someone please
answer the door
I found this poor man outside on the
floor
He flew right out of a window
Like an arrow from a crossbow
Could this lovely place be the
Stute?
I’m sorry, I didn’t want to intrude
My dear Crachet! Wonderful to see
you here!
Did you have a good time dancing my
dear?
Thank you for taking me to the dance
I still smell the sweet crayon
fragrance
I see another party you’re about to
organize
And even though I’m still in a state
of mesmerize
From my night of dance with the King
Will somebody please invite me in?
by E.Fudd
I'd a hoed if I'd a knowed, a
diffewent pwot of gwound
Stoopid Moose and Andwew Scott, don't
want me hangin' wownd
Hewoic gestures at this point,
pwobabwy would be moot
Another day I will weturn, to wule the
Institute
"Lex amissa negotiorum gestor loco sitado”
"Locus regit actum nunciato potato”
Watch your step you woonatics
Even though you won this time
There's more to me than you can see
Un-masked beneath this whyme
"Res perit domino reus stipulandi
revendication'
"Nota bene obitur dictum, add exitum replevin
reparation"
Pwease awwow me to twanswate ...
"Infamous or outlawed person who
without authority
to do so acts as agent for another in
the place cited”
"Place governs the act, protest
declaration spud”
"The thing is lost for the
owner, promise to
demand the restoration of”
"Note well that which is said in
passing,
at issue a personal action
whereby the owner recovers possession
of
his own goods compensation or
redress”
Hey Elmer, you may get back in
control sooner than
you think, that new dude Justin
Tolerable knocked
the Nurse to her possible demise,
it does not look
good for her, so be ready buddy,
the ‘Stute could
be yours.
Hey, Elmer dude
the Tin is right
the nurse is down
I was there
what a sight for eyes.
Kind of bummed me
I really wanted
to win a prize
in the dance marathon.
So now's your chance
to take the place
any help you need
I'll be around in case.
Hey there Fudd, you need a hand?
With this rowdy lot.
I'm the man you want to see
I put Crachet in her plot.
I am the man, I am the king
Of everything I do.
And if you need some muscle, man
I am the dude for you.
Fudd, don't ya start Miss Behavin'
It won't do ya any good
You'll end up your head shavin'
Nurse C happens to be in a shocking
mood!
Don't say I didn't warn ya good
We're no big friend, that I know
But I'd hate to see yar blood
running dark on yar pillow!
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