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Where Did Our Jinn Go?
My King, I caught it,
we are blessed
The spell can be
broken at last
I could cry of pure
happiness
The magic yell lays in
my hand
What to do with this
Syllable
Will Jeannie’s
manuscript explain?
The Silly-bus
available?
Where’s Jeannie?
Behind the curtain?
Doc Moose! Doc Moose!
She disappeared!
Where is Jinn? Where
did he sent her?
Tinkerbell, we need
your help dear
How do we get to this
tower?
My dear King, I do
need a break
Perhaps in a room with
a view?
Play a good game of
hide-and-seek?
Until the crayons need
renewed?
No, we better find our
Jeannie
She knows the secret of
the spell
Without her powers and
lonely
She needs our Moose
and Tinkerbell
Lady in Red
Juliet
Lady, Lady, Lady,
what can we do?
I admit
I didn't like
the Jinn at first
but now she's grown
on me.
Lady, Lady, Lady,
what can we do?
The mysterious Lynx
looks somewhat like a cat
We have seen it before
and once prior to that
It just keeps showing up
on the bottom of posts
And then winks it's green
eyes
if we're looking real
close
There is something this
means
what it is we're not sure
This curious fellow
one more test will endure
We will follow this lynx
and see what gets produced
Curiosity means
quite a lot to a Moose
And un-like a feline
we have nothing to fear
It goes without saying
though the message is
clear
One of six silly bulls
is quite positive that
If we follow the lynx
we'll once more see the
cat
This place is way too
drab me-thinks
could use a splash of
Red or pink
Cerulean blue or Forest
Green
or maybe Andrew and his
queen
I'm not quite sure of
where this is
along the way to see
the "Wiz"
But what a dump, if you
get my meaning
it sure could use a
good spring cleaning
The sky is all bleak,
the land all brown
Bunkers and hangers,
what a strange town
Oops! It's some kind of
base, and those guys have got guns
Oh man! Justin Kace!
It's area Fifty-One!
There's Sculder and
Mully, and they've got One Flew!
If the truth is out
there, what are we gonna do?
I recommend we all stay
on the bus
that is ( 'less of
course ) they start shootin' at us!
Where is that Jinn? I
could use a stiff drink
And some help out of
this one, that's what I think!
I went to get some jelly
beans
Did I miss any of the
show?
What do you mean the
Wizard dead?
Where is Jeannie? I just
don't know.
What is that sound that I
do hear?
Man but that's one harsh
caterwaul
Yet nothing like a jelly
bean
Stuffed in each ear to
silence all
Now that's better, what'
that you say?
Justin's toe is fake and
it smells!
No! you say… take the
jelly out
Oh… Jinn knows how to break
such spells!
I haven't seen her
anywhere
By chance did you check
the bottles
In the back of the
Moose-cle car
The empties by James
& Bartles
Hey Moose… stop playing
with that cat
It's time to go looking
for Jinn
Red you check the whisky
and scotch
While I search these
empties of gin
Well now we've checked
all these bottles
And we've yet to find our
Jeannie!
Damn but that Wizard
Villanelle
He sure was one mean old
weenie!
Yo Doc… where are we
heading too?
And say what's with the
green eyed Lynx
Tinks lookin' quite
nervous my friend
That cat be stalking
lunch, me thinks.
Say hey Doc Moose… Where
are we now?
Sign says "Area
Fifty-One!"
Talk about a drab color
scheme
And to many guys with big
guns
I can't believe Jeannie
is here?
And if this is the shade
of truth
I'll drink a six pack of
near beer
And a bottle of bad
vermouth
I think you better hit
the gas
Before we hear the ping
of lead
Oh and Moose you need to
hold still
Red… smack that bee on
Doc's head
Purr, Purr,
Meow, meow,
Purr, Purr,
Meow, meow,
Meow, meow.
Awea fifty-wun?
Can I bwing my gun?
Wascals are gween
Open fire, save the Queen!
Shhh... I'm twying to
twack them down
Take some pwisoners, wook
out you cwowns
Intewwogate them, until
they wet swip
Confess you cwitters, is
this your first twip?
A tewwible thing, it's
worse than I thought
While we were sweeping,
the Justins were brought
In "this " and
in "that ", they snuck 'em down here
Even got past, that old
Balwadeer
Now they're all over, that's
Justin Novation
Standing next to their
weader, the gweat Justin Vasion
My Lady Red check out that
cat
I think it said "I'm
where it's at."
Do you rap cat? My Lady
Red
Can you two chat? Am I
misled?
The cat, the cat… that
green eyed lynx
Well look at that! Morris
Code winks!
The lynx me thinks is more
than that
To make such blinks takes
no mere cat!
First letter
"J" Next comes an
"I"
What's that you say with
blinking eye
An "N" says I…
followed by way
An "N" that's
bi… lets spell away!
J - I - N - N…Here's what
me thinks!
If I'm readin' each of
these blinks
That this here lynx does
like her gin!
I'll pour the drinks… You
look for Jinn.
Why Fudd you spud, how
nice of you to join our merry
group here at Area
51. You should feel right at home.
Please do me and the crew
a favor while we look for Jinn
and I pour these drinks…
keep those men with guns at
bay. That's a good chap…
Now how do you like your
martini? Shaken, not stirred. Nice call Fudd… I see
you
have some culture about
you. Vodka! Oh most certainly
for a man of your
breeding. Here, please pass this up to
Doc Moose… I heard him
asking for a stiff one earlier.
Hey… did you know this cat
can blink Morris Code?
Watch…. M - O - R - E … V
- E - R - M - O - O - T - H.
Why certainly by dear
feline one. My dear Lady
Red… your Shirley
Temple.
Cheers!
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~HIC
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PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~HIC
Now look what you've done
Over-looked just one thing
With the Jinn all messed
up
What good is my ring?
Even de-coders, can't help
us now
'R-hic over there, is about
to blow chow
Elmer's all hammered, and
don't care for me much
I'm beginning to think, you
may have lost touch
Never give Jeannie, more
than one drink
Found that out myself, you
don't know what she'll blink
Or for that matter, Fudd,
he's a real mean drunk
Really thought you knew
better, or show I had thunk
I'm sure that in Thyme,
they will both shober up
Try not to laugh, you keep
mishing my cup
An thas one teenie
mar-tasty, if you knowwat ahmeen
Nuff of that in yur
gullet'll ror out yur schpleen
Did I ever tell ya 'bout
them daysh innastute?
Reel nishe plaish, fulla
artishts an fruitss
Everywun theresh shumkinda
nuts
Reel nishe plais
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Jeannie,
What's wrong? Cat got
your tongue?
HISSSSSSSSMASTERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HISSSSSSSSSSYOU’RESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HISSSSSSSSSSMEAN!SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
All of this is Justin
Sayne
A Jeannie in a Cat
You're Shirley Jesting once
again
That's what I think of
that!
Just when you think
you've found this dame
It's Justine Uff, a
ruse
Now look again - A
brand new game
Nevertheless
confused.....
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Andrew, all the
bottles are checked
No Jinn there I can
say for sure
Unless I drank her,
then she’s wrecked
Hic-hic now I’ll never
be cured!
Sorry Doc, didn’t mean
to hit
You this hard on your double
head
This bee was surely
gonna lit
Your nose as Rudolf,
yes bright red!
Although I like that
colour much
Did not want you to
change into
A Moose on fire,
that’d be too much
Hey a kitty! How d’ye
do ?
Argh this cat has four
blinking eyes
If I close one eye I
can see
JinnCat -CatJinn? No I
don’t lie
There’s Jinn in that
cat! Set her free!
Why is everybody
moving?
Are we going to swing
and sway?
What’s that ‘Drew?
You’re not approving?
Me drinking these
Shirleys away?
Yoo Crayon King, I
never knew
You had a twin
brother. That’s swell!
Now Crachet can have
half of you
She will be one happy
damsel!
Uhh, where did she go
anyway?
Disappeared into
Fifty-One?
She’s an alien
nowadays?
Now I’ve got her a man
she’s gone?
What did I hear
between my drinks?
Doc a ring for Jinn
you did bring?
The one to chain and
coutersink?
Or is that your heart
I hear sing?
Hehe I hear your
wedding bells
Or is that Mister Fudd
singing?
An awful noise, that I
can tell
Or is it the Cat/Jinn
purring?
Yes please, pour me
another glass
These drinks are
tasting mighty fine
You know you’re
looking mighty dash
And I never felt so
divine *HIC*
Oh dear ‘Drew, I think
I can fly
Or is that ONE FLEW
flying me?
Yeek! Why’s that UFO
flying by?
And Crachet on the
steering wheel?
Justin Nuendo get off
that cat!
It’s no horse you see,
it’s our Jinn
If you would like to
do combat
Why don’t you try our
Cheshire Grin?
Does anyone know where
we are?
And can we drive this
Silly-bus?
Where do we go next?
Delaware?
Or find this
manuscript rebus?
Lady in Red
Juliet
To bring forth the
decanter, I'll have to return
Enough idle banter,
respect must be earned
That none may supplant
her, this is my concern
The Villanelle's chants
in memory burned
Off coast of France, for
a time I sojourned
To bring forth the
decanter, I'll have to return
A repetitive glance, may
retrieve what was spurned
How-ever askance the
motives which churned
That none may supplant
her, this is my concern
Round topic to dance, six
stanzas I've learned
Persistance may grant,
your master interned
To bring forth the
decanter, I'll have to return
I'll leave nothing to
chance, no stone un-turned
Such is my stance, with
fervor discerned
That none may supplant
her, this is my concern
I've got Jeannie's manse,
to space-craft I adjourn
Aliens left entranced, be
"Fuddled" in turn
To bring forth the
decanter, I'll have to return
That none may supplant
her, this is my concern
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Stop the bus, stop the
bus
I've been hitching for
miles
why did you leave so
fast?
I had to use the ladies
room
came out and the bus is
gone.
Got a ride by a dead
head freak
said he was following
them
everywhere they go on
tour.
Then I got arrested
somewhere
they thought I was a
prostitute
cause I was on the
street corner.
Can you imagine that me
arrested
well, even though I found
a ride here
he was crazy too, into
body art.
Why does it sound like
Juliet is tipsy
has she been drinking
Andrew?
What's with this cat
following me
is it hungry or
something, who's is it?
I feel like I am in
another galaxy,
what has happened here?
What is Juliet trying
to say about a man?
I can't understand a
word out of her mouth
please stop drenching
her in that stuff!
Where is the bag lady,
I mean bottle lady?
Hey dudes what cha all up
too?
I was hoping you'd stop
soon
I've been following for
awhile
actually since two towns
back.
I drove that hitchhiker
dame
she's quite the
interesting lady
looked at me like I were
alien
thought she was gonna
bail
right out the door at
sixty miles.
So where ya all go'in
these days,
crus'in the highway to
somewhere?
Hey, I know a cool bed
& breakfast
just up the road a bit on
the left
was gonna go stay there
myself.
Are ya all destined to do
the town,
take in a few bars, do some danc'in?
I'd love to tag with ya,
if you'd have me,
I know these parts pretty
well myself
wanna catch a few
hamburger joints?
Often in my ignorance
Far from what's intended
Impressions may be given
Not so easily defended
Though I search for all the right
words
Explanation's overdue
Never for an instant
Thought that I had mis-lead you
Most profound apologies
In another incarnation
Such as we view reality
Can you accept my limitations
Only in this refuge
Non-dependant on what's real
Should I express emotions
Take them not as how I feel
Reserved from this another life
Un-imaginative exists
Each must determine their own way
Depending on plot twists
Jeannie
All in fun we all do play
twists and turns of words
journey us on our way.
A character to a fun plot
following close day by
day.
Never in a moment misled
always just reeling in
fun
as the lines are being
fed.
The Stute designs a
journey
for which we play our
game
fun and insanity to be
read.
Transporter engaged, return
sequence lit
Right on the money, Captain
Cratchit
You performed like a pro,
and I've seen quite a few
Tinkerbell says, that's the
last of the crew
One more thing to be done,
let's beam up the "Bus"
Should be room in sick bay,
where the Jinn will meet us
There's been some
confusion, but Ithink it's all fixed
An out-break of emotions,
when some signals got mixed
You'd think that by now,
we'd have heard from the "Wiz"
Founder of Passions, the
one place there is
One with moose antlers, in
a state of confusion
Convinced by you all, to
join in your delusions
UFO's and aliens
Surreptitiously normal,
once more we begin
Everyone here's got some
big time dis-orders
Don't delay Captain
Cratchet, let's cross that state border!!!!
Hey, now man
how can that there fine
lady
be navigating a space
ship?
What have you been
drinking
in this here glass?
Some fine cognac smells
like to me,
now you know too many
of those
and you be
hallucinating.
I see such the fine
lady
sitting right here on
this bus,
now what cha say your
name was?
That's what I thought
You’re my lady
hitchhiker,
never miss a pretty
face.
Now what's with all
these people
seeing things goin on
around here,
glad I showed up when I
did,
you all need help and
I'm the one
to give you some.
Hey, kitty, kitty come
on over here
come see good ole Willy
boy
I gather this kitty's
one of them
stuck up breed,
to good for their own
litter box.
Now who here is driving
this bus
cause from what I
reckon
they're not one of you
fit to drive
in this here bus'in
buggy,
so here's the deal I'll
drive us
to wherever it is your
heading too
as long as I get some
fair time
with that fine lady
Nurse Crachet.
I'll scratch your backs
if you'll scratch Willy
boy's,
sounds fair too me
what do all you think
about that?
Who's this Jeannie lady
you all talk of, sounds
inviting?
Jeannie kitty jumps in
Willy's lap
and starts licking all
over his face
he tries hard to shoo the
kitty away
she digs in her claws as
he yells.
To answer all those
questions Willy, we'd have to write a book
I've time for one
brief session, so let's just have a look
You already know of
some of us, if you've been following along
Welcome aboard the
Silly-Bus, it's meaning is two-pronged
We use it as a
transport, to get from place to place
But it's also the
sacred document, which contains both time and space
And speaking of space
(as you well know), it's been around for years
T'was Justin Kace who
told me so, that it's between my ears
We're on a quest to
find the "Wiz",who's rumored to exist
Somewhere in the
"Real World ", beyond the "Screens of Mist "
We know his name, they
call him Ron, he built the Passions site
Though he may be
aware, of our little game, he stays out of the spot-light
And so we roam the
cyber-realms, the purpose of our mission
To boldly go where
none have gone, and bring him recognition .
Bridge to engineering,
secure the Silly-Bus
Have Willy report to
sick-bay, to make sure he's one of us
Set co-ordinates for
Michigan, prepare the warp drive Mr. Scott
The helms all yours
there Cratchet, let's see what she's got
With luck we'll soon
have wrapped this up, I miss the Institute
My comfy room with
rubber walls, and starched white leisure suit
It's fine Corinthian
leather, stitched by Ricardo Montalban
The next place that
I'm heading for, after we've seen Ron!
The three parts of a
trilogy
have led a merry chase
With no fore-gone
conclusions
we've sojourned from
place to place
Begun with but one title
"You Can Ron But You
Can't Hide "
I'd like to thank each
one of you
It's been a wild ride!
As we approach our
destination
I'd like to share a
thought
Perhaps in some small
manner
we'll leave with more
than what we brought
An idle flight of fancy
took a life on all it's
own
To the state of mass
confusion
with delusions quite
full-blown
Through it all we kept
the thread
without intervention
Should you chance upon
this writing Ron
may we please have your
attention?
I think I speak for all
of us
but I may not have a clue
Etched somewhere in the
memory banks
are two big words ...
THANK YOU!
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