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Okay Willy, it seems it’s up to you
and me
What a mess they got their selves
into!
*Throwing unconscious Crayon King
over my shoulder*
Holy Moose, King! All this booze
will kill you!
Not to mention my back! Is that lead
in your shoes?
Willy, you help Lady in Red
Be careful, she’s a bit fuddled
With all those Shirley’s that no
wonder
And no doubt she’s also a bit
muddled
No, no Willy, this ain’t no time for
a cuddle!
Crachet please let me help you
You look a bit pale, not getting
sick my dear?
I know you’re still in shock from
Vegas
Too much muscle at the same time I
fear
Come on Nursy, into that bus, be a
dear.
Get over here, I need yar help
Moose won’t let go of this decanter
He seems to think it’s a decoder or
so
Trying to decode the blinks of the
Jinn/panther
Shhh, just let him be for now, no
banter!
Yoo ONE FLEW OVER get of that bus
Ya know ya can’t really fly
Holy Moose what booze does to ya
One of these days you surely die
And yar tombstone’d say "he
flew too high"
Hey Fudd, ya potato head
Getting on this bus or not?
Or do ya really like to run
Behind this Silly-bus like a sot?
If ya have to, go and plod!
Now Cat/Jinn, Jinn/Cat, whatever ya
are
Like the clappers on that bus
I got a gut feeling you are
The key to the Silly-bus
And the magical syllable
Honker did ya see Tinkerbell?
She was here just a minute ago
Trying to show me she could still
fly
In a straight line, made quite a
show
Ah! There she is! Asleep she’s
pretty ya know
Now Willy I hope ya can drive
Cuz that’s something I never done
And steer this monster Silly-bus
To boldly go where none have gone
Off we are into Area Fifty-One!
AND NO MORE BOOZE YA HEAR!!
And on Lady's lap
A fat cat sat
Purring and kneading
Though she was standing
She stood in the que
As I did mew
Seeing much fun
At Area 51
Though no one had the guts
To drive the Silly-bus
As I vanished with a grin
With feline thoughts again
'Where's the litter box?
What if I get the pox?
Where's my food?
Can I be rude?'
Well, of course I can
Being a feline man
Persnikitty and then
I am the Cheshire Grin
Now Justin
what we're ya thinking
I couldn't have cuddled
that there lady
if my life
had depended on it.
See, she was like dead
I reckoned,
she was just floppy
as can be.
I picked up
that there arm
of hers and boom
it clocked me in my head.
I thunk she's more than
just passed out Justin
thunk we needed
assistance over there.
The Nurse Crachet
was still riding here
so I asked her kindly
if she could come on over
and check on this lady
not sure if she was with us
or if she'd checked out.
So next time Justin
please don't jump my bones
over accusations that you
can't swallow with water.
Well, now I'm a bit smitten
I see over here a male kitten
he's mighty big maybe a cat
think I'll go over give a swat.
Too cute think I'll just cuddle
think you've been in a puddle
smells like a swamp your fur
yet I do love your perfect purr.
I shan't tell any lies
Rodents of Unusual Size
Were what I was stalking
While the rest were talking
But they ran off in a fog
I followed to a bog
Sank in a mound of peat
That greened up my feet
But to clear this affliction
Just shower with affection
Affection for Cheshire Feline
infection at it's finest degree.
Affliction ridden poor kitty cat
detection device shows calm.
Reflection glowing contentment
protection of Jinn/Cat's thankful.
Recollection knows Cheshire
election to cuddle up in warmth.
Oh dreamy Genie Jeanie
Purring like a Harley engie
Kneeding for all I'm worth
Paws moving back and forth
Oops..I gave too much lovin
See, I've shredded the cushion
On this zany 'Stutie bus
Hmm..hope noone makes a fuss....
GRREEEOOOAAAWWLLLL...
PUUUURRRRARRRRRARRRRRRRR
All right
these cats
are getting
to me
I can't take
their affection
any longer
One's crying
and purring
everywhere,
the other one's
growling
destructively.
Then the black cat
succumbs
to cuddling
against
disappearing cat
who now
is in kitty heaven.
Where
did they
come from
and why
can't we boot
them out
of here?
One Flew Over
the cuckoo's nest
but it's not there
*burp* had to digest
that silly bird
tried to fly
and in the sun's eye
he fried
hmmmm...Blackened Chicken
Cajun Style
and ah'm only in heaven
when filled with divinity
or devinity...hmm..won't go there
so, try to catch this elusive grin
if'n you dare to even begin
or shall you over another coop
be again One Flew Over...got the
scoop?
This is "Cat" astrophic
I should have come back sooner
Watch out Jinn, the Cheshire Grin
is lookin for a
"nooner"!
That cat has wiles behind his
smile
an agenda he's not shown
He tried to chew on ol' One Flew
and would've had she not flown
He's a shabby tabby
though the right words he may
purr
He shouldn't be quite so gabby
or more will fly than fur
These rumors that he's spreading
may not cause his own be-heading
But the Vet trip he's been
dreading
may just happen yet
If he truly does desire
to sing with a boys choir
All his notes will be much higher
I'm willing to bet!
What's all the commotion
about here on this bus
how's a man supposed to
drive with such ruckus?
Someone needs to contain
these two crazy cats
I'm thinking that there Jinn
is in heat oh my, drats
we ain't gonna get no sleep
with that wine to come
it will pierce our ears even
be totally foul to some.
Can't we just ship her off
to the great wilderness
actually send them both off
so we'll have calmness.
I know some of you here are
attached to her charm
yet I bet she's only been
around here twisting arms.
She never took to me and I
don't like cat's like that
almost like she's human acting
like a little spoiled brat.
There's something in the water here
an unknown element
That stifles creativity
and colors our intent
Insidious it works it's way
into the story's thread
Surely you have felt it too
and it's not just in my head
I suggest we leave this place
and venture here no more
I'm not too sure I want to see
what's behind those other doors
I'm outta here somethings not right
at least that's what I think
The ‘Stute's never too far away
don't you know (nudge, nudge, wink,
wink)
Hey Doc, I'm on your wave
I say we blow this place
catch a drinking hole
along our way to wherever.
I'm mighty thirsty for a brew
after rescuing you all
now things are settling down
I think a nice pub in town
would do us all fine.
I don't know about these cats
still think they need a home
down under the earth.
What's with this here vase
you all use it for daisy's
it's might pretty
must be the Lady's?
Watch that cornering Justin
darn near threw me to the floor
and the pretty vase
is in pieces.
What's this book here under it all
say's "Manuscript of Spells
and Their Reversals,"
now how did this fit in that there
vase?
Everyone,
everyone
look at me
I'm standing
on two feet
yes it's true
it's Jeannie.
I shed the cat
so to say
must be
my broken vase
where is
that dirty rat?
Soft foot-steps echo off closed
doors
Deja' view! this way third floor!
Take the steps two at a time
Much easier than walls to climb
Been here once or thrice it seems
Though those may be another's
dreams
Hard to say been gone a spell
A few did even think me well
Smell that antiseptic air
The aroma of the
"Stute"
The "Artiste
Extraordinaire"
Once said it made him mute
Or maybe that was Vinny
It's really not that clear
It seems like I've been gone too
long
What's that noise I hear?
Tip-toe 'round the corner
Like Fred Flintstone when he's bowling
and right smack dab in front of
me
I see ...
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