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Beep, beep,
Master hop
on in let's
drive to Vegas
I saw this car
at the dealership
and blink it's ours
let's get on
the move
to meet
the other's in Vegas.
I love Camaro's
look it's convertible
is it this switch,
nope
windshield wipers,
how about
this one,
nope
what's happening
the cars going to fast
I can't stop
why's it look like
the road is ending
way up ahead
oh no,
I think
we're in big trouble
Master what do I do?
A cliff no!!!
O.K. Master
I'll get us out
of this,
blink, blink,
open your eyes
Master we're flying
in the sky.
(ONE FLEW OVER
on the ground)
There's a bird,
no it's a plane,
no it's Dr. Moose
and Jeannie.
LadyinRed, LadyinRed
it's the Doc
and that crazy Jeannie
what are they doing
in the sky in a Camaro?
Oh no, it's coming down
it's gonna land
oh my, on Andrew our king.
Knock him over
drag him away,
he can't see through
his casino chips
mesmerized as such
he needs a gentle nudge.
Cruisin' down the strip, with the
Jinn by my side
Six-pack O'Holley's, this is one
tricked out ride
Top skinned way back, with the sun
on my face
Maybe this Vegas, ain't such a bad place
Full throated power, at my command
Got the air/fuel mix down, so this
baby will stand
The dyno-shop says, she's just shy
of six horses
She's got power to weight, like a
meal with ten courses
Head turnin' style, from the ground
right on up
Like the Jinn in the bucket ( I'm
one lucky pup )
Red light ahead some dude in a
'Vette
Thinks he's got somethin' special,
I'm willin' to bet
Rev 'er up around three, let 'er
sing to the crowd
Catch the green off the line, dude
be eatin' smoke cloud
Two oh six in the quarter, come up
fast on the bus
Got some sign on the back, that's
covered in dust
" This way to the Wiz, he's in
Michigan "
Town's a dot in the mirror, let the
road trip begin...
Hmmm... Lets see... 50 on Red, Doc's
spleen on Green...
and ah... how about this convertible
on 36 Black.
ROLLEM!
Hey Moose... nice of you to drop in.
Who's the good
lookin' one with the twitch and skimpy
clothes?
And by the way... nice ride. Seen Red around?
Hey! What ya know... double ought green!
We just
won another spleen! There'll be plenty to eat tonight!
Yo, Drew good to see you in
passing.
We'll meet up at Ron's, now that
we
know where he is. Keep that
"bus" on the straight and
narrow,
and we'll see you there
Doc
Oh Master your one heck of a driver
you've magic in your pedal to metal.
What are these O'Holleys you drink?
I prefer Riunite Lambrusco very cold
had a whole bottle once think I
died.
No, that's when a mean old Wizard
shoved me into a jar with some book
seemed I was there forever sleeping
till you came along Master to free
me.
If the Wizard ever finds out I'm
loose
he will place a curse on all the
world
I overheard him talking in his
castle
he said Juliet will forever be
cursed
for leaving him at the altar as she
ran.
I feared for my life cause I had
power
he made me a pawn to some knight
who thought me to be his toy to
abuse.
I blinked his knight into an ugly
frog
as the Wizard had mated him a wife
so no longer could I be seen around
so he banished me to never return.
Hey Dr. Moose where you going so
fast
how's our fun here in Vegas gonna
last
when like a bullet your speed
long past
I have to say your into having
this blast
We been awaiting your arrival for
days
this Vegas place is a complete
maze
Andrew our king is lost in a chip
faze
and Juliet drifted into a
marriage haze
I've been walking the streets
pondering
while everyone else takes to
wandering
ONE FLEW is somewhere meandering
Justin Nuendo is left alone squandering
The Chips were outrageously
entertaining
for once I was not doing any
complaining
my eyes watching and happily
complying
I had to leave to soon there is
no denying
Now will you come back and give
us a spin
and properly introduce all of us
to your Jinn
when did this cute pairing of you
both begin
is she the reason behind such a
happy grin?
Why Nurse C. my dear, how have you
been?
Come back you say, I'll give these
wheels a spin.
My manners are slipping, this I will
admit
But I thought you knew Jeannie, from
the "You can Ron" bit
She popped from a bottle, like all
the Jinns do
She's quite a good looker, keeps me
out of the stew
Don't know how much longer, I'll be
here on the strip
I've got word that the Wiz, has a
Michigan Zip
Got the Moosle car loaded, and I'm
closin' in
Load up the "Bus", let the
Villanelle win
Say Doc! Hold up for just a sec
Let me cash in these chips and spleen
Lady Luck gave me a blank check
I'd say at least half a mil clean
Hey Red! Check out Moose's new ride
A convertible that can fly
With twitchy Jinn right by his side
It's time we wave Vegas good by
Doc says we are Michigan bound
Detroit Rock City is for us
It's where the Wizard can be found
And the elusive silly-bus
Time or two I've been to Detroit
To Greek town for pizza and beer
Hit it Doc Moose! Like A.J. Foit
Time to fly our group out of here
Never you mind the cost of gas
I've got lots of green-backs to burn
Its time we go kick some Wiz ass
And the where about’s of bus learn
Rest assured my Lady in Red
Doc's auto will get us there fast
Just forget the flashing lights Red
That police car is in the past
Master, stop
and look
over there
a sign says
Wizard Villanelle
performing
here tonight
could it be
the one and only?
I'm worried
though
What if also
it's the one
that has banned me
from ever
returning?
You all go in
I will stay
with the car
I'm really scared
this could
be all over
in a minute
for me
and back to my jar
forever
I will be.
Well, what do ya say Doc
Should we all go on in?
I hear it's a good show
Or is it to Michigan?
Well, what ever we do
Let us get it done quick
Cause those bubble gum lights
Are starting to get thick
"Put your hands in the
air!"
"Walk away from the car!"
Hey Doc! Do you hear that?
They must think you're a star!
Well, what do you think Doc
Should we do what they say?
Do you think some green-backs
Will make them go away?
Hey you with the strobe lights
We've got no time to play
So if you'll disappear
I'll give you twenty K
Where'd this Jeannie come from
anyway??
Decisions, decisions, let's take
first things first
Lay the twenty on the man, before
they do their worst
Thank you sir it's been a pleasure,
even if it was all yours
Nothing like some well greased
palms, for problems to be cured
Maybe we should check this out,
though I'm thinking it's a bust
The message said to Michigan, under
all that dust
But if you want to catch this show,
who am I to say
Jeannie will blink us primo seats,
and we won't have to pay
Oh, and Drew, thanks for the loan,
here's your twenty back
When those cops find out the money's
gone, they'll both have heart attacks
Having a Jinn is a real plus, I
recommend it highly
Jeannie blinked it back to me, from
officer O'Riley
So this Wiz is puttin' on a show,
let's grab a round of drinks
No thanks Garc'on, I don't do blow,
it whacks the way I thinks
Good to see you all again, we should
do this more frequently
The house lights dim as the show
begins, who is this Wiz we see...
The clouds echo words of passion in
my dreams
my life is not all that of promise
and as it seems
I've thrown away the golden cufflinks
of my future
long ago I removed a stitch of time
from a suture
not a wise move when your only half
way secure
he wanted to wine and dine me, take
me on tour
all the world at the blink of my eye
innocently real
if times of honor grabbled me to him
I only kneel
give the walking bottle lady a sip of
wine at dinner
for now as this Jinn she can only be
half a winner.
No difference to my Master he's not
the one at fault
I was the one who created that future
ending assault
riding in style with he who saved me
from my perils
making him juggle and jump and fly us
over barrels
maybe with my Master I will become
whole again
for now I'm just thankful no longer
in a bottle I reign
I fear for myself that once again I
will fail to please
and away I will run till all I feel
is a silent sea breeze
from there I know I can do no wrong with
mother sea
can I ever capture new golden
cufflinks to honor me?
The Wizard he was an evil man wanted
me as a slave
made me feel personality clustered
living in his cave
he swore one day my honor would only
be to worship
himself the mighty who reigned over
me as his lordship
I cannot bow to him ever more for he
shattered my life
as abused by a Knight he was vying
for to have a wife
thrown into my bottle as he scribed
it to be my forever
he reduced my powers so he could
remain more clever
from him I need to escape for he can
easily banish me
so excuse me Master for that Wizard
up there I must flee.
Oops, looks like the Jinn just
kinda va-moosed
Perhaps some fresh air will give
her a boost
I'd like her to know this was not
my idea
To watch some fake Wiz at Mom's
pizzeria...
*G* I had a real good time
With those Chip & Dales
A good place to remember
For when ‘Drew’s crayon fails
Jeannie you come over here
I know that Villanelle
Owner of a lonely heart
A black one, I can tell
What was that in your bottle
I saw when you got out?
A manuscript of some kind?
A secret one no doubt.
Doc Moose where did you leave
The bottle of this Jinn
She needs to hide for that Wiz
Before we even get in
Come my King, let us go
And break this evil spell
After we have broken it
We could run for the chapel
Dear Doc, why Michigan
It’s Villanelle we want
Our Wiz, didn’t you know
Wants to rest in cyber-land
Hello Justin Nuendo
And ONE FLEW OVER too
You arrived here Justin Thyme
To make some Wizard stew
Oh dear, where is Tinkerbell
Is she flying wild again?
You better get right over here
We need you to enchain
Come on Crachet, yes you too
We need you on this quest
Let’s see if we can conquer
The Wiz on this final test
And after that it’s party time
We all sure need a break
From Villanelle and Silly-bus
We’ll party ‘til day-break
Lady in Red
Juliet
Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou
Well Red, you see, that I have
got the notion
That perhaps the Wiz, will check
on this, from all of the commotion
If not I fear, our quest may be, futily exercised
But thought, you see, that for
effort's sake we might be recognized
Oh my, Master
never think
I'd blame you
I just had to flee
my bottle
is no place to be.
never again
could I be free
to grant
your wishes
three.
Please find me
when show
is over
I've had more fun
then ever
just the few
days
that I've led
you on a maze.
Forgive me
for leaving fast
I just desire
not to return
to my past.
When we're through what a story we will tell
Come on everybody, lets go everyone!
It's time to conquer the Wizard
Villanelle
I've got my pixie dust, Jeannie can
cast a spell
It might not always work, but we
always have fun!!!
When we're through what a story we will
tell
Doc Moose and Crachet have powers to
make us well
With this team the battle's all but
won
We can conquer the Wizard Villanelle!
Lady in Red, Drew can draw a picture
of you to sell
A drawing so fabulous it is quite
sure to stun
When we're through what a story we
will tell
Justin Nuendo, ONE FLEW OVER, why
didn't you yell?
Jeannie can blink you both a water
gun!!
Lets go conquer the Wizard
Villanelle!!!
C'mon gang lets give 'em hell!!
Oh my, oh dear, look at Villanelle
run
Oh what a story we can tell!!!!
Alas we conquer Wizard Villanelle
I cannot continue on with this
crazed quest
poisoned by these men getting
undressed
my spirit now lies to fulfil
longing desires
as dear Andrew quenches Juliet's
fires.
He could still have sparked my
flame
if my eyes were blind to real men
now he can never be the same.
So go without me and find your
evil wizard
I'm gonna go find me a dashing
blizzard
then back to ‘Stute to make amends
even though that really all
depends
if my fire becomes sparked again
I might so desire to stay forever
on this delightful level of sane
Dear Red:
First let me say, there ain't no way
My crayon will ever fail you.
As for those monks, I'll cook those
punks
If the Stute Queen they think to
woo.
So Juliet, those studs forget
My hot wax is the one for you.
Colorful wraps, melted perhaps
But it makes one fine hot goo stew.
So cook with me, my Red Lady
There is no better recipe.
Those other gents, are just rodents
No better than cartoon T.V.
Dear Nurse C
Chip and Dale rodents with out tails
What's you fascination with monks?
They're celibate, note straight I'll
bet
Sane yes, but mental midget hunks!
For a real man, I'm sure Jinn can
Conjure one who's not short on nuts.
A real squirrel, who paints murals
Who can fill your need for fine
butts!
Well, what cha say? Please don't
make way!
We need your help on this here
quest.
I'll buy all drinks, while Jeannie
blinks
An instant Nurse Cratchet man fest!
Dear Dr. Moose
Thanks for the seat, that Jeannie's
neat
Do you think the Wizard is here?
The curtains up, what's with the
pup?
Hey this whole thing looks kind of
queer!
That's Ian, dog European
The Wicked Witch of the West too.
I've seen her act, quite good in
fact
Melts in a pool of Ian's brew!
See the Witch fizz! But, where's the
Wiz?
The marquee said "Appearing
here"
Now comes act two. What shall we do?
Is it the Wiz that Jeannie fears?
I am the Wizard Villanelle
Doing this show here in Vegas
One more show and then it’s
farewell
Hit the road before Jeannie tells
About my crush on Lady Red
I am the Wizard Villanelle
How did Jeannie escape her cell
Only she knows how to beat me,
One more show and then it’s
farewell
I will make life a living hell
If I ever see Jinn again
I am the Wizard Villanelle
Red’ll never hear my magic yell
Back on the road with Silly-bus
One more show and then it’s
farewell
Where is this manuscript, this
jar?
Moose must’ve hid it in his car
One more show and then it’s farewell
I am the Wizard Villanelle
See my Master
why I left
you cant give him
what he's after
it's in the jar,
don't let him
push you that far.
If you release
the manuscript
to him
all my powers
will be as nasty
as whiskey sours.
I'm shaking
so bad
I'm gonna blink me
away from here
sorry I can't help
it's just that I fear
I know he say's
I am stronger,
but that was
when I was in love
and felt
I was loved back.
I'm weak now
been jarred to long
Wait I could
blink me
into someone else
any idea's Master?
Intewesting how, you all share this
dewusion
Andwew, Wed,and Cwatchit, and without
excwusion
Moose, and Tinkerbell, and wet's not
forget Jeannie
That just goes to show, you're all a
bunch of weenies
Heh heh heh heh heh, you've all
compwetewy fwipped
Evwyone bewieves, they're on some
" Wizard " twip
Why don't you give it up, this
"Wiz" ain't gonna show
A woom with wubber walls, is where you
oughta go
Leonardo, Vince, Un-known, and don't
forget One Flew
Realwy you're insane, I'll tell you
what to do
Unwess you'd wather stay, in Never-
Never wand
Scoot back to the "Stute",
don't do what Doc has pwanned
Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
Golly gee, what should I do
Elmer's trying to frighten you
Tell's you this is a delusion
All you see is an illusion
Gonna have to call his bluff
Really, I have had enough
If ignorance is truly bliss
Pardon me for saying this
Fudd's can't be measured
Unless this could be
Denominationally speaking
Dumb is times three
Yes Elmer it's true
One of us has to go
Understand this completely
'R my temper'll blow
Everyone here is seeking the Wiz
All that we ask is you mind your
own biz
Maybe you're right and he'll never
show
A fun time it has been, just
looking you know
Return to your hunting for rabbits
and such
One lunatic here is already too
much
Only I've got some friends that
joined in this quest
Now put down that pen and give it a
rest!
Andrew Scott
Hey Doc Moose! What's up with the
Fudd?
Everyone else is on this trip
Loonie Toon is that midget spud
Perhaps the Wiz fried his brain chip!
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And he thought he was the walrus!
Hey John...
get Paul to throw me some of those
fish and chips
off of George's plate. Me and Ringo are a little
famished over here. Help... I need somebody...
Help... hmmmm hmmm hmmm. Hey boys...
ya ain't seen a silly-bus tourin'
about have ya?
Me and my fellow droogs from the
'Stute be
lookin for our own magical mystery.
As thinking may become confused
With travelling far to be amused
At no borders shall we be refused
Cross-continent conveyance used
Oceans braved, by fate abused
As thinking may become confused
The " Wizard Villanelle
" excused
With passions wit we are infused
At no borders shall we be refused
The five of three and one of four
Shall thwart our efforts here no
more
As thinking may become confused
Fear not dear Jinn for at the
core
All will come to know the score
At no borders shall we be refused
One conclusion gone before
None may know what lays in store
As thinking may become confused
At no borders shall we be refused
The Jinn is here for you Master have
no fear
the fresh air helped clear my mind
completely
I shall keep all of us safely out of
harms tier.
My powers feel strong we'll reverse
his gear
I came to the realization living
life fills my voids
the Jinn is here for you Master have
no fear.
Was in my bottle so long I lost my
own reality
but now the Jinn is full of spunk
and fully ready
the fresh air helped clear my mind
completely.
We're gonna flush him out get in his
ugly rear
take him down and get him where we
need him
the Jinn is here for you Master have
no fear.
Where is my jar Master we need it
promptly
is it in the moosle car, you did
take it with us?
The fresh air helped clear my mind
completely.
I need one promise Master once we're
done here
please let me continue being Jinn
indefinitely
the Jinn is here for you Master have
no fear
the fresh air helped clear my mind
completely
I hear your voice as it beckons me to
stay
yet than all my emotions will seem to
fray
weak at just your sight as man made
clay
once was putty creation now concrete
tray.
A simple paper was all you felt you
created
yet within me a curse of love's dart initiated
kindness from your heart took and
infiltrated
every vitality of splendor you shaped
dilated.
Where do I go now that you've cast me
away
feeling like a dragon someone needs
to slay
a signature I'm sure you'll want with
no delay
for you and Juliet to have the
freedom to play?
Sorry dearest Andrew I just get so
frustrated
you gave me a castle into a world
illustrated
you taught me how to draw as
demonstrated
now all is dead as your creation is
castrated.
I'm gonna take on the Wizard one on
one
I won't give up the battle until
all is done
he hates me enough he'll make
mistakes.
I'm gonna blink myself up onto the
stage
and watch his face when he goes
into rage
I'm gonna take on the Wizard one
on one.
He'll try and send me away watch and
see
his powers will not work when he's
all dizzy
he hates me enough he'll make
mistakes.
I need to take him down right then
and there
the embarrassment alone will give
him scare
I'm gonna take on the Wizard one
on one.
I can see he's aged since I last
was with him
chances are his powers have become
dim
he hates me enough he'll make
mistakes.
The silly bus is a diversion for
power failed
in a few minutes my act will
become hailed
I'm gonna take on the Wizard one
on one
he hates me enough he'll make mistakes.
The Jinn's renewed with sense of
self
this Wiz will tumble from his shelf
And so the quest we can resume
to Michigan, where Ron is roomed
I will put a spell on you all
Vegas magic! It’s a delight!
You’ll see a ‘Stute company fall!
You think magic’s unusual?
Rest assured! This is magic
night!
I will put a spell on you all.
Jinn thinks she’s good at
betrayal,
But she’ll lose if she dares to
fight!
You’ll see a ‘Stute company fall!
Counting on Moose for survival.
Ha! You think for you he will
fight?
I will put a spell on you all!
I’ll put you behind prison wall!
You better stay out of my sight!
You’ll see a ‘Stute company fall.
Abracadabra! Magic night
I dare Jinn to come here and
fight!
You’ll see a ‘Stute company fall!
I will put a spell on you all!!
I shall tickle you to kingdom come
see this yellow can it's full of
foam
your act has always been so dumb.
A slow torture beginning with Rum
then I'll let my tricky fingers roam
I shall tickle you to kingdom come
I'll tickle you till you become numb
I remember your show at the dome
your act has always been so dumb
I bet nobody saw how a dirty crumb
can be tickled to death with a comb
I shall tickle you to kingdom come.
Wow, the audience is rolling a drum
I think they want you tickled home
your act has always been so dumb.
Now I shall tickle you with chrome
remember when together in Rome?
your act has always been so dumb
I shall tickle you to kingdom come.
This tale will be told full well
For those who've fallen under spell
Entrance the Wizard Villanelle
As time through tide and ocean's
swell
Rest most assured dear Tinkerbell
This tale will be told full well
Within this micro-cosmic shell
As in, with-out, a concept jells
Entrance the Wizard Villanelle
For surely recognition dwells
In our attempts n'er to be quelled
This tale will be told full well
With form and function parallel
And leaps that would... grace a
gazelle
Entrance the Wizard Villanelle
Though time is brief do not
short-sell
The end but only Ron may tell
Entrance the Wizard Villanelle
This tale will be told full well
AH! No tickle, it will kill me!
The yellow comb is in your hand
I will die for the world to see!
Get away from me you Jeannie!
HA HA HA I can’t stop laughing
AH! No tickle, it will kill me!
You foul creature of treachery
Where did you hide this
manuscript!
I will die for the world to see!
I’ll curse you for eternity!
To never be heard of again!
AH! No tickle, it will kill me!
ARGH! My magic yell escapes me!
This is the end of Wizard V.
I will die for the world to see!
I send you without your powers
To never-never land towers
I will die for the world to see!
AH! No tickle, it’s killing me!
The "Wizard Villanelle's"
not dead, alive and well within our heads
He was tickled to be one of us, all
wing-nuts on the Silly-bus
Mourn him not and with elation,
control things through Assimilation
As Jeannie's powers re-appear, she
may return the path is clear
No longer will his spell hold sway,
as now he's ruled by matter gray
The " Wizard Villanelle's"
not dead, alive and well within our heads
We need not fear him any longer,
what does not kill makes us the stronger
"One Flew " must have been
mistaken, martinis stirred instead of shaken
Mourn him not and with elation,
control things through Assimilation
Shall we continue with our quest, or
by vote give this a rest?
I call upon those who have read,
continue on or stop at zed?
The " Wizard Villanelle's
" not dead, alive and well within our heads
T'would seem a shame to stop so
close, but if on this you've over-dosed
I'll guide the plot into stagnation,
and give the "Wiz" a long vacation
Mourn him not and with elation,
control things through Assimilation
Cast your vote be it "yea"
or " nay", continue on another day?
Good friends well met along the way,
advise me well for this I pray
The " Wizard Villanelle's
" not dead, alive and well within our heads
Mourn him not and with elation,
control things through Assimilation
(You are now leaving Assimilation,
Nevada
Elevation : between 0 & 7 ft.
above ground level.
Population: varies according to the Silly-bus.
Thank-you for obeying the no
stopping signs
and please drive through again soon!)
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