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Happy Birthday PIP
by Lady in Red
I heard we have a baby!
More a toddler I would say
Although he still wears diapers
And not always likes to play
I don’t know where he came from
He appeared out of the blue
Never saw the stork come by
Maybe he was made of stew!
We call him little Pippy
Although that is not quite true
He had a small white taggy
Saying: “call me Ronny too”
He likes to play with ONE FLEW
In his awesome secret nest
To hide and seek with OVER
Hiding Moose his orange vest
My goodness watch Fudd running
Chased by Ron the little brat
He cries out while our Pippy
Mashes his potato head!
Now ‘Drew why are you crying?
You miss some paraffin wax?
I think I just saw Ronny
Outside burn your crayons red
My goodness you poor Justins
A Straitjacket Avenue?
I think I came in Justin Thyme
You’re all turning quite blue!
Now look at those two playing
Doc Moose and Pippy dear
Pippy thinks he’s Santa Claus
And whips his stubborn deer
He spied on Nurse having a pee
And quick turned of the light
Which made her pee upon her toe
‘Cause she had no clear sight
Jeannie dear, what have you done?
Bottled up our Pippy dear?
The ‘Stute is far too dangerous
For Ronny sweet I fear
I think I better send you back
Into the world out there
You will be pampered by the crowd
No insanity to fear
Happy Birthday to you Pippy
Hope you’ll visit us again
We really are not all that bad
Although we are insane!
Lady in Red
Most certainly , oh one of red hue
You lead , I'll follow , dancing
us two
Though sometimes I'm a little
spastic
When trying to trip the light
fantastic
'Tis not so easy with these hooves
And though I have the basic moves
At dancing I'm a little rough
Say when your toes have had enough
Doc
Where did he come from anyway?
I was gonna get him a cake till he
turned the lights out on me. (brat)
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