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A True ‘Stute Tale!
Here’s a story, a little weird,
But I swear it is true!
It’s about when we almost lost
Our Wizard to insanity and paint
blue
One day at sea, he got caught in a storm
He never was much of a sailor
It broke his ship and he washed
ashore
Hoping he’d soon find a new tailor
He never cared much for the Doc and
Nurse C.
As they swept overboard and screamed
Just smiled the mysterious smile we
all know
When the sea burped, although so it
seemed
He looked around on this lonely isle
Never found another living soul
"I’ll just have to use my magic
here
For loneliness is not my goal "
It would have been a different story
If not at that moment had appeared
A beast with three heads and a
vicious look!
I swear, it even had a beard!
He cried "This is Justin Sayne,
Justin Credible
I hope I am Justin Thyme
To save my precious magical
butt!"
Spilling his magic during this time
And there we were, created out of
magic
But we feared our Wizard would leave
So we made him recite 85.479 poems a
day
Never gave him a day of sick-leave
One day he cried out, in a moment of
despair,
"Nan where are you when I need
you most!"
Being in the shower at that
particular moment
She barely heard the voice of the
Wizard’s ghost.
Nevertheless she came to the rescue
On a Dragon as red as can be
What happened next is Justin
Credible
I’ll never forget it, believe me!
Nan took out her vocabulary
Starting to recite REAL English to
us!
Driving us almost to sanity
Syllable after silly-bus!!!! YEEK!
We cried out: "This is Justine
Uff!
Please take your wizard and go!
"
So she threw him over the Dragon
While dragon’s fire almost hurt our
Michael Angelo
Who was really Justin Thyme to
Change his name to Leonardo Da
Vinci!
And ever since then doesn’t paint
anything
But in blue like the burping sea
Now you know the reason why
He hardly shows any of his work
today
When he thinks back of his time on
the isle
Magical poems are no longer his
forte
Wanna know what happened with us
Justins?
I know life sometimes is rude
Doc Moose and Nurse Crachet washed
ashore
And now we are known as the Stute!
Well guys, this is how I remember
it.
If I left anything out, I’d be happy
to hear it.
Justin N.
That's not how I remember it to be
there was so much more you see.
Nurse Crachet did not fall off
she was quite rudely pushed off.
She knelt on bent knee
before the bright blue sea
she begged for all not to takeoff
the only reaction was a scoff.
The other one to plead was our MD
so they pushed him over with a
squeegee
as I heard a tremendous cough,
must have been Nurse Crachet
swallowing algae.
They did survive their ordeal in the
sea
by swimming between the trough,
only now to constantly doff
everyone's seeming absentee
minds looking for harmony.
You forgot about me, ya always do!
And you wonder why I cut off my
ear.
Justin this and Justin that,
Why is that all I ever hear?
It may be true I was thrown from
the boat,
But I'll tell you this much for
free -
Vengeance is mine - all in due
time,
It'll take more than that to get
rid of Vinny.
The Remarkable Vincent VanGogh
Only one I hold true and dear
Would I ever lend my ear!
Justin Spire it seems me brain has a
gap
I must've had 1 too many nightcap!
I'm sorry 'bout that Vinny dear
didn't want it to cost ya another
ear
I wanted to mention all of us
but it would have turned the readers
uff
'T was already the longest history
Had to sedate them to read this
story!
I see you've told our happy tale,
Though brother you've forgotten,
To tell the people of this place,
Of the one that's truly rotten.
My hand was in the whole thing,
I truly was the cause,
I threw Cratchet overboard,
I never even paused.
I set a bomb upon the hull,
To cause a little crash.
I know you don't think much of
me,
I really am quite brash.
As for the great Wizard,
He thought he was the ace.
I just sauntered up to him,
And hit him in the face.
He really had enough of us,
To this I take the blame.
He really is quite normal,
Me, well I'm insane.
We live here now quite happily,
I love to bug the Moose.
I sneak into his room at night,
And steel all of his booze.
I love to cause much trouble,
I love to make a mess.
Well I am quite intolerable,
I'm sure you've already guessed.
So come and visit often,
Come and visit soon.
I really wouldn't stay too long,
You may go loony toon.
Justin Trouble, yes ya ARE trouble
and IN trouble
too soon, if ya ask me! Better hide brother.
I've seen Crachet around!
Ahhhh… this is the life! Sun, sand,
and surf!
Walking on the beach… hmmmm….. what's
this? A note in a bottle… let us see
what it says:
We've run aground
Oh help us please
Send help real soon
I hate sand fleas
For only three hours
Said the travel agent
But now that we're maroon
That time has been spent
My fellow mates?
Well there's the Skipper fat
He's eating all the food
Anyone seen the cat?
There's the Millionaire
With all of his money
He made it the old fashion way
But it sure feels funny
His wife I wonder
Just what is her gig
I swear she's a guy
And his hair's a wig
The Movie Star
Keeps changing his dress
If you seen what I've seen
You don't have to guess
The Professor
Has found some strange weeds
He's cookin' brownies
And planting some seeds
The Country Girl
I think has gone native
Running with head hunters
In coconut shells provocative
Me? I'm Little Buddy
The Skipper's first mate
I don't like the way of their looks
So please don't be late
Hmmm… sounds like Club Med from
across
the bay is having another party….
Nice bottle
though… think I'll make a candle holder
out
of it….. Hey, Justin N… look at this
bottle I
found. Oh, here's your book back. Nice
history lesson... thanks for the
loan.... sorry
about the crayon marks dude!
Hey, surfs up!
Cool note, Crayon King! Thanx for
reading
it to me and don't ya worry 'bout
that extra
mark. It's what's in the book that
counts,
write? All we need now on this
isle is a cat,
whatcha think? Kitty.....kitty....
kitty.....cum to Justin N.
kitty....
I'm so glad I found
your story,
it tells me so much
I'm basking in glory.
I can't believe
my Master Dr. Moose
swam for so long
that's just abuse.
He found me here
on this island
within a Genie lamp
I originated
from Rhode Island.
I hope I can be
of service
to all of you
but my first dedication
is to my Master
even though I am
quite nervous.
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