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by Dr.Moose1
Justin Satiable was Adam
with Eve
The first of the clan, so
scholars believe
In the "Garden of
Eden" he strutted his stuff
It was there Justin
Satiable, begat Justin Uff
Justin Uff un-like his
father
Was not a slave to needs
so base
He married young, they
had twin daughters
Justin Thyme and Justin
Kace
These early twins were
quite prolific
There wasn't much that
they wouldn't do
Though their parents
thought it was horrific
It was Justin Decent who
they did it to
Justin Cidental to the
story
The way that they all
bred
It was Justin Credible
The time spent Justin Bed
Justin Ebriated
Did Justin Secure
Who got Justin Toxicated
No one is really sure
But that is Justin
Comparable
To what goes on these
days
Now there's Justin Vitro
With his scientific ways
So all these twins can
now be cloned
Justins every-one
And there is no limit to
the clan we've grown
From each other Justin
Fun
DrMoose is off to hide
For he's had Justine
Uff
I think he's Justin
Satiable
He tells all off the
cuff
But we will never let
him know
A Justin Count-enance
For that would spoil
all our fun
We'll give him just a
glance
But then we're off to
multiply
We're Justin Ordinate
He'll never see us
Justin Side
For we don't
congregate
This is Justin Credible,
my friends!
This Justin saga seems it
never ends!
The book of Justin's
written by the Doc--
that takes us back to
early tick and tock.
No, no, I mean it takes
us gardening
in Eden where the Justins
use to sing.
But Doc said that the
Justins interbred...
I think this Moose Doc's
crazy in the head!
Inside this 'Stute we're
trapped and can't get out.
It's Justin Credible
here, you cannot doubt!
Nurse Cratchet runs
around and chases NUTS!
While Balladeer gets
painted on his butt...
but painters who aren't
painters but instead,
are looney 'toons who've
crawlin' out of bed!
signed,
your friend,
and fellow patient,
Justin Credible
Oh for cwying out woud!
Now he thinks he's a
self-pwocwaimed expert on
Justins. You weally
ought to get that cwanial
exam Doc.
What a Fwootcake!
Easy there Elmer
Some of it's true
He may not be together
But I was there too
You see it was me
That sold Eve the fruit
The boss got Justin
Censed
And gave us all the
boot
That was like my first
gig
Selling Mother Nature's
own
Way before I hit it big
With "Goliath
Killer" stones
The Greeks were real
suckers
With their mythology
I fleeced 'em all like
that Jason dude
With my personality
But enough about me,
it's plain to see
That Doc's a real mess
He needs some
"Lucy's Lucid Powder"
And here I just digress
I have to make a
correction here, I am the father of the twins
Justin Thyme, and Justin Kace.
They are males last I knew
unless they forgot what
sex they were and are cross dressing
now. I guess any things
possible with them, I keep trying
to figure out how I'm the
only sane one of the bunch. I guess
living underground for so
many years away from them all
saved me from wackiness.
Anyway time for me to go take the
bats out of the microwave,
it's time for their walk
in the darkness.
Oh well, seems like my
train of thought has been de-railed.
(although some might
say it was way off track to begin with)
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