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The Coronation (East Wing)
by Dr.Moose1
They held a coronation, from the
woodwork they came out.
The "Dead" played
"Terrapin Station", "The Beatles", "Twist and
shout".
There was no pomp for this bunch,
not even circumstance.
Quazi-Moto had a hunch, he might
get lucky at this dance.
The Justins really cut a rug,
having smuggled in some scissors.
Sunshine greeted all with hugs,
the Count showed his incisors.
Vincent painted Leo, and Leonardo
painted Vince.
And though each out-did the
other, I'm still not convinced.
Balladeer met Suthern, they hit
it off real swell.
I wonder does this make him, the
"Ball" of the "Belle"?
Toe was busy wiping, something
from his shoe.
It looked like well greased
goose-@#$%, and was slipperier than it too!
Cratchit had her hands full,
there was one who'd got her "Goethe".
Pepper sprayed the assembly, with
an imaginary hose.
I was playing Air guitar, jammin
with the band.
About the time what Toe had
wiped, really hit the fan!
Michael hit the ceiling, when
Houdini picked the locks.
Opening up door number three, to
reveal... "The Big Box "!
Towering in splendor, trade-mark
yellow and green.
The biggest best selection, in
one place ever seen.
As to what did happen next, you
may believe it not.
The giant boxes top popped off,
and out sprang Andrew Scott!
A magnificent crown, adorned his
head.
With six shades of each color,
and seven of red.
The crayons he'd duct taped,
around his top.
From heat had dripped down, drop
by drop.
Flowing onto, his hospital gown.
In resplendent streams, that
touched the ground.
His regal visage, clad in
multiple hues.
The "Wizard of Wax",
made his debut.
Accepting the mantle, that none
can refute.
As the "King of
Crayons", but not of the 'Stute
Hail, Wizard! Wizard of Wax!
We didn't know that it was you,
but so it was, in fact...
You made this celebration
all it was and all it's not!
Hail, Wizard!
Wax Wizard of Scott!
-JT
just me
It kind of reminded me of some more
care-free days.
Wishing you all many more.
Dr. Moose: I read this some time
back but was unable
to respond with the creativity it deserved.
I'm still too
busy with work to do it justice but
I could not let you
be slighted any further.
I appreciated the laugh and all that
went into this work. When I have
time to sharpen my
crayons, I'll respond proper. Till
then, my best to all in
the Stute...
Signed: Andrew "Working too
hard in California" Scott.
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