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by Bugs Bunny
I think you Justin dudes are nuts
And have alota guts
My mind is fine I tell you twue
Not cwacked at all like you
Or Elmer Fudd and P-Porky P-Pig
That Doc with antlers big
Nurse Cwatchet too in 'Stute
wesides;
Uncool were your dewides
Toons though some looney most are
sane
So cease this cwuel disdain.
You'll soon speak with my lawya',
guys
Oh, you'll be quite su'pwized
Unless I get wespect fwom you
-A little twuth will do
Like tellin' folks that I'm not nuts
Look out - I'll sue yaw butts.
So Justin Kace you catch my dwift
And care to heal this wift
You'll Justin Thyme pwove to be wise
-So stop these silly lies.
Make up yaw mind don't hesitate
Elsewise I'll litigate!
Sincerely,
Mr. Bugs Bunny
Bugs Bunny you've been warned once
now to stop
hopping around and borrowing the
laptops to post
threatening messages. two more
warnings and it's
off to the rubber room for you. Get
my drift,
Tthat's Aall Bbugs.
A wubba woom you say?
To bounce awound all day?
Sounds like a weal fun woom!
Can I please go da'e soon?
A laptop-what is dat?
Dat place wa'e you once sat?
I don't think so honey
You just want my money.
I don't play dat game
But thank you just da same
And yo'e just not my type
'Cause all you do is gwipe.
And you bin seein Fudd
(dat guy is such a dud)
I'll have dat wubba woom
Can I go da'e weal soon?
ohh my...now...I...I...I...(blushing)
I need to show that nursy dear,
That I can handle one so queer.
(hanging head and pushing my toe in
the carpet)
I have to show some guts,
I think I'm going nuts.
(hiding behind the potted plant)
Ok...be brave,
I'll dig my grave!
(knees shaking)
Ok Rabbit...back inside,
I'll shoot...guess I lied.
(hoping not to wet the floor)
Pppplllease be kind,
to a feable mind.
(a sweet bashful smile)
Hiya toots....what's you'e name?
*wigglin ears*
Hey toots, who ya callin queer?
(not)
And Cwatchet's a dear??? (not)
Some people will do ANYTHING faw a
job.
Now Bugs you leave Bashful alone
he's here to give me
a hand. Sorry to say the Rubber
room is occupied for
now so don't get your hopes up. It's not a fun room
for a Bunny anyhow no carrots
allowed.
Bashful, you need to meet me in
the kitchen so
we can get you some chow you look
so
skinny when's the last time you
ate?
Now you wrasclly wabbit.
The nursy has treated me so very
fine.
(knees knocken together) She gave
me a job
so I can eat you know..*stomach
growling*
Nursy Dear...It has b..b..been a
week or so since
I had a good meal. (hangin my head
and light
rose hue coming to my cheeks)
I can't bewieve dis pwace
Dey lie wight to yaw face
Dey pwomise you a woom
And den say not so soon?
And Justin Kace, I see
Won't even speak to me
He tinks I'm just a 'toon
He said I'm a weal loon.
And Juntin Thyme I found
Don't weally want me 'wound
Tinks I'm weally scwewy
I say dis is hooey.
And Bashful over dere
Tink I weally care?
I won't share my cawwot
I'm a wasc'lly wabbit.
Now just give me my woom
And give it to me soon
I know ya got da space
Da Moose has left dis pwace.
My friends you see it's Justin
Sayne
I do like LoonyToons
Unlike my brother Justin Kace
and silly masked raccoons....
As long as you stay in that place
I shall not bother you
For I'm here free of lock and key
Psychoses I don't do.....
I'm STILL waitin faw my WOOM
Cwatchet
*tapping foot impatiently*
Well Bugs see the problem is I
can't seem to keep
those Justin's out of the room. I
could double you
up but I fear that would be
damaging to your spirit.
What I would like of you is to
entertain poor Bashful,
he's having a tough time since
joining us. He seems to
have taken a liking to you so it would work nicely,
plenty of carrots for your reward.
We transferred
Elmer Fudd so you don't have to
worry about
him tracking you.
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