A Message to Elmer Fudd

 

By Bugs Bunny

 

So Elmer boy you're in the 'Stute

And Justin Thyme 'cause you're quite looped

You should have been there long ago

'Cause you're a cwazy quy, ya know

A lunatic, I'm here to tell

You've made my life a livin' hell

And Justin Kace they set you loose

I'll be a huntin' Dr. Moose

I know they think you're both the same

But 'cwazy' is their middle name

And you can't twick me anymore

'Cause I'm not cwazy that's for sure

So fingerpaint with 'Artiste One'

-I'm so welieved they took your gun

'Cause now ol' Fudd you are no match

And now I wule your cawwot patch

Just watch your back for Nursie Cwatchet

I hear that gal swings quite a hatchet

And Andwew Scott says you tawk funny

I must agwee - I'm no dumb bunny

Hey, Andy boy, ya got a cawwot?

I'm quite a wavenous wascally wabbit!

 

 

Justin Thyme

 

'Dis place is Looney Tunes.

I can't believe this! Brother!

They're letting cartoons in this place

like one and then the other!

 

Hey, Justin Kace, my brother, dude!

Do you see all these 'toons?

They're flying in like tweety birds!

These are a bunch of loons!

 

I think I'll paint a painting

of Moose beneath old Cratchet...

When all these cartoons gather round,

the door, I'll just unlatch it!

 

The Doc and Cratch' and all their crew

will deal with animation...

while all the Justins slip right out

and head for the railway station!

 

-JT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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