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by Bashful
Green toast and jam, green toast and
jam.
Would you eat green toast and jam?
Would you eat them there or here?
Would you eat them with a 'Deer?
Would you eat them at the show?
Would you eat them with a Toe?
Would you eat them in the clover?
Would you eat them with One Flew
Over?
With a goose?
With Dr. Moose?
In a cot,
With Andrew Scott?
With Justin Thyme,
Without a rhyme?
You could eat them with a lamb,
or with a Ewe, if you wanted to.
You could eat them in a trailor.
You could eat them with a Sailor.
You could eat them Justin Kase.
You could eat them any place.
Would you, could you with your honey?
Would you, could you with Bugs Bunny?
Would you eat green toast and jam?
Go on, eat it, be a MAN!
Did somebody mention beer ?
Though rumors abound
It was not me
That took them from
Beneath the tree
They were gone
When I got there
Blaming me is
Just not fair
It must be Fudd
My nemesis
He will not stop
Till mine is his
And none of you
Will help me out
I'll take my toy's
Go home and pout
I'm Justin Thyme to tell you
that green toast is a treat!
I ask for it most all the Thyme
to go with mystery meat.
You see, that's all they give you
at this old crazy 'stute!
Big blobs of cardboard shaped like
meat
with smells that would pollute!
And so I tell Nurse Cratchet
I HATE green toast and jam.
I tell her that it makes me weak,
confusing who I am.
Because she thinks I hate it,
she asks the cook for toast.
And when I get the jammed spread on,
that's when I like it most!
I very quickly drop it
upon the shiny floor
and when Nurse Cratchet slips right
by,
I quickly ask for more!
Oh yes, I love green toast and jam,
I think it's really swell!
It's such a shame it doesn't make
old Cratchet walk too well!
hehehe
Justin T.
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