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by ONE FLEW OVER
Who invented these round
sometimes square,
pain in the fingers
buttons?
They need be buried
deeply in the ground
to save all the gluttons.
I shall have nothing
to do with them anymore,
off they go
from every piece of clothing
that I do own.
Then I shall march the streets,
and announce buttons
are my combat zone.
How many buttons
do you have Sir?
Would you part with them
in the name of sanity?
No, I do not need a chauffeur.
Why do you speak
to me with profanity?
I don't understand
did I say something wrong?
All I wanted was buttons,
and he reacted so strong.
I guess he likes the finger play
fumbling with each one
till into the hole it goes someday.
There you go again, OFO.... you are absolutely
unbelievable! You write a short little ditty about
buttons and pass it off as *cute*? ROFLMAO.
Tell these people the truth, man! You are
ADDICTED to undoing buttons! That's what
landed you in the 'stute with me, you schizo, you.
You just shoulda kept that shiv under your sleeve
instead of going out and using it to tear off the
buttons of that little old lady who was gardening
that day. I'll never forget sitting outside watching
the birdies during basket weaving class when you
told me how funny she looked in the buff in a bed
of pansies.
-hehehe
Justin T.
Be OFF with them!!
Just ZIP it up!!
Velcro the hem!!
Back to the top ~
With this poem!!
I've felt this way for years - Finally
someone has the schmaltz to stand
up for what's right!!!
ONE FLEW OVER
What's wrong Justin Thyme? Are you jealous
because I only got 1 month solitude for the
old lady who enjoyed every minute of her
buttons being undone, when you 3 months
solitude for kissing Miss Crachet on the
cheek, and stating so seriously I really
like Uranus.
Justin Kace, I think we should have a world
wide no button day. Think that would get
the point accross? I'm gonna call president
Bush tomorrow and suggest it be a national
holiday.
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