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Marriage, my friends, is like a hot
bath --
It looks and it feels so inviting.
You can't wait to soak from your head
to your toes
since it looks to be warm and
exciting!
You're naked, my friends, and the
bubbles entice
as you yearn for that warm cozy
feeling...
of water so hot that it makes you
feel nice
as it sends your head off to the
ceiling!
But when you get in it, it isn't so
hot --
in fact the hot wears off quite quickly!
And if you stay in it too long, my
dear friends,
you'll find that it makes you feel
sickly.
The water sits there in the bath
while you soak
and the soap suds with magnet
attractions
grab dirt and debris that will sit on
the top
of the surface and wait for
reactions....
Your skin can break out if you stay
there too long
while the water stagnates like a
sewer.
You'll lie there and wonder if you
can get out
and you'll want a hot bath that's
much newer.
Yep, marriage, my friends, is a bath
in the tub
and you'd better think twice while
it's running...
'cause if you decide to jump in and
to soak,
you'll find the hot water quite
cunning.
When thinking of marriage, please
think of your bath
and think twice 'fore heading for
soaking.
'Cause marriage, I tell you, is like
a hot bath.
It ain't all that hot! I ain't
joking!
signed, Justin Thyme
recent escapee
I took a warm shower when I first
got out,
but it didn't do really much good.
There was stagnant water afloat in
the tub
and it didn't drain how that it
should.
I quick got the plunger and
plunged with my might
but the water, it just wouldn't
drain.
I guess that next time I will
shower instead,
or simply stay out in the rain.
Why Justin my friend
there you go again
spouting right off like a faucet
For some it might seem
an impossible dream
and they just give up and do toss it
But I'm here to say
there are some who will stay
I like to think they know better
They live out their lives
put the gear-box in drive
and don't seem to mind a few fetters
I never talked of fetters.
I never spoke of rope.
I only said a bath is hot
at first, when there is soap.
But when the soap has bubbled,
you quickly lose its hold,
then all you find that you have
left
is bath water that's cold.
I don't know what you speak of
Moose.
I think you are insane.
It was a bath I spoke about...
how could I be more plain?
Marriage can be like a sauna
'Specially if you picked an iguana
Or just like a bath in burning fat
If you're stuck in there with a rat.
Marriage can be like a real cesspool
If you chose to share it with a fool
Or like a dip in a piranha pond
Or quicksand or lava something
beyond.
But if you share it with the right
one
It's a bath filled with joy that will
never be done
In a tub full of honey and
everything nice
And a shower of good fortune that
carries no price
So, if you are drowning, before you
say "GLUB!"
Blame your selection but don't blame
the tub!
Well you’re all laughing! I'm glad of
that!
This poem was a little dumb joke!
You all are so serious here tonight!
All sensitive kinda folk!
Right now I'd like to take a bath
but the bathtub's on the blink.
It's backing up fast from the john on
the right
and some more from the kitchen sink.
So, what can I do but laugh out loud
and write a bathtub verse.
You guys are way too serious
and my drain is getting worse!
When the plumber gets here, I guess
I'll be back
to see if some people can grin.
And when he is through, what else can
I do?
But take a cold shower again.
Ok, here’s the plumber. Let’s
see....
geesh Justin, what junk ya’ve got
in
there? Holy Moose! What’s this?
Two goldfish, an ear for Vinny and
yer life savings? Right Justin.....down
the drain it goes....Please next
time
keep the ears on mustard, the fish
on ice and yer money with me.
My house smells like a cesspool.
I think I've gone insane.
This backed up mess is very rude
and eating out my brain.
I have some personalities
to quickly take my place.
I'm glad they're here
because, my friends,
they'll be my saving grace.
One thing I know 'bout marriage
is it's an institute
and that's a fact, you know, my
friends,
a fact you can't refute.
And if the plumber doesn't show
to fix these the stopped up drain,
I think I'll be back in the 'Stute
(the other one), insane.
Justin Kace your bathtub stinks
I'm calling Mr. Clean...
Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and
grime
And grease Justin A Minute
Mr. Clean will clean your
marriage out
And everything that's in it....
Mr Clean.. Mr. Clean... Mr.
Clean......
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