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I was a clown that was abused
My mother, she was cruel.
She made me write haikus and such
before I went to school.
On Earth Day, she was adamant
about the way I dressed.
She said I looked just like a clown,
my brothers will attest.
And Justin Kace you didn't know,
my cousin, Justin Sayne,
decided he would join me and
we wrote this short refrain:
"Mother, you're abusive.
You really make us sick!
We think that we will run away
and split this scene real quick!
Because you treat us badly
and make us write haikus,
you've given our whole family
a bad case of the blues!
You are abusive, Mother.
And so we have to say,
this whole damn Justin family
is leaving on Earth Day."
And on that note, we did just that,
we up and split that joint.
And Mother scowled and cursed us out
and said we'd missed the point.
"I make you write haikus because
it is an exercise!
It's 'sposed to make you think of
life
and stop your nasty lies!
You boys are just a bunch of clowns,
a fact you can't refute!
So, get up off your lazy butts
One day, you'll see the ‘Stute!"
And so it was, on Earth Day when
we ran away and split.
We said, "We'll not take this
abuse!
We will have none of it!"
And years went by and then one day
we found that Mom was right,
we ended up inside the ‘Stute
when they turned out the light.
The funny thing, I'm telling you,
is that, for therapy,
they made us write haikus at night!
They said it sets us free!
signed,
Justin Thyme, recent ‘Stute Escapee
Justin Kace you ask
what crying clowns do to laugh
they all write haiku
Hey, big bro!
I'm sure you know
that I LOVE your reply!!!
And so, I guess,
I'll write some lines
that might make
someone cry.
The picture here
of Justin Dear
made me feel
mighty proud!
And so, I'll scream
up to the hills
I'm glad
that they allowed
a silly poem that's
Justin Sync
with all this signifies!
And if my Uncle
Justin Trude
comes here
and poems ensue...
I guess I'll have
no dignity!
I'll respond
with a HAIKU!
JT.
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