Computer Contact

One day not long ago I felt the need to go worldwide
And surf the waves of cyberspace - who knows a 'Stute web site?
So off I was to find myself a megabyte computer,
To change myself into a crazy internet polluter.

I can't recall I had such fun since camp some years ago,
It isn't very oft the Doc allows an outdoor show.
What happened next I do not know, but it was unforeseen,
'Cause unexpectedly a form appeared upon my screen.

I had no clue of what to do, so I just signed my name
And gave specifications on my genius and fame;
Described myself as huggable, good looking, quite the man,
And muscled too, not to forget the leader of a clan.

I hit the enter button thinking this would satisfy
The person who was curious to all this stuff of my.
Can you imagine how I felt next day reading my mail,
It wasn't curiosity but Dating Service Gayle!

They thanked me for my interest and said I soon would be.
"A hit for sure, no doubt about it – you just wait and see."
Computer bound I waited in suspense – well just a bit –
And felt real pleased I soon would be the latest cyber hit

To my surprise I got replies, I was a real success!
But after reading all my mail poor Justin was a mess!
Some wanted marriage, some a child and some were quite obscene
So I replied to all of them without making a scene:

"A little note from Justin Genius to set things straight,
For all those who seek marriage: I'm the wrong guy I'm afraid!
And I'm not Chip & Dale," I said, "Although they're family,
I cannot render services of nuts exclusively.

And neither am I ready to start fatherhood real soon,
As crazy as I am, that's for a different type of Loon.
So if you want what I can't be, I’m not the man you seek,
All other Miss Behavin' may reply within a week."

No need to say I hoped this Dude would find some peace and quiet
From all these ladies in distress I secretly desired.
But then I got an e-mail, speed delivery and all,
Here's what it said – I keep it hanging on my bedroom wall.

"My name is Sue – How do you do? Let's meet next week or so!
I loved your latest profile, not the usual you know.
I do not need obscenity, nor marriage or a child;
I'd like to meet new friends, if possible a little wild."

So Sue Howdoyoudo and I have set a date next week
And only time will tell if I'm a freak or just unique.
Now wish me all the luck I need, so I can carry on;
I promise I will give you folks an update later on.

Justin Genius

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