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by E.Fudd

 

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like the ones seen on T.V.?

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Put you close to lunacy?

Has the fear of over-cooking,

really got you down?

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A couple sprays into the room

While the tables being set

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They'll think you're Martha Stewart

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You can serve up steaming road-kill

And strained sterno for fine wine

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And if they did they wouldn't care

So for Thanksgiving try new ”Tran-quill"

For that ”special something" in the air!

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

LOL... I've got to buy this for some friends

of mine who are just dreading the family

gathering. Fun stuff here Fudd!

 

 

E.Fudd

 

Ad here,

Another of our fine family of products available

only at the ‘Stute, where we are always searching

for ways to make your stay more enjoyable.

Thanks

 

 

Dr.Moose1

 

Good grief, are these two back again?

Every time I turn around

They sneak in and steal my stuff

O.P. Four was out of bounds

Finally I thought I had, a

Forum of my own (they)

Must have had some inside help

You can bet their cover's blown

Constant diligence is needed

One must always be on guard

Mom's advice I should have heeded

Punks stole my dancing card

Under any other circumstance, this would be bad enough

They gave Thanksgiving greetings first, which makes it really tough

Elmer and Addy, both of them, beat me to the punch

Regardless though, happy Thanksgiving to you, the entire Passions bunch!

 

 

 

 

 

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