Back At The 'Stute... Without My Monkey Suit

by Andrew Scott

 

Hangin' with my primate cousins

Ten days in a gorilla suit

Until the call came from Nurse C

"Bring that moldy ape too the 'Stute!"

 

Well I can't say I'm not thankful

For my release came Justin Thyme

Because LuLu the chimpanzee

Was starting to look mighty fine

 

Now that I'm back amongst my friends

The time has come to don my crown

But first I must light a fire

And start melting these crayons down

 

You see, LuLu was one smart chimp

A graduate from M I T

She gave me a new formula

That brews gelatin T N T

 

And when I get it all mixed up

I'll find my friend Norm in his cell

Deposit a stick in his sock

And color the wall with Rockwell

 

Yep! That's what I think I will do

Start a new trend in object art

If Koko can sale her paintings

Than why not exploded Toe parts?

 

 

Wicked Witch of the East

 

Andrew my pretty.... I should have know you weren't

one of my monkees... Ian.... get away from his leg....

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

My Dear Wicked One... Beware the one who likes

to melt things, cause I'll get you and your little

dog too... in my vat of gelatin goo... hoo, hoo, hoo.

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

I'm back at the 'Stute

But not a one is here

Everyone's gone missing

Not a peep do I hear

Perhaps in my absence

Norman's done them in

Stuffed all my supporters

Into suits penguin

Put them into crates

Posted for the zoo

Labeled "Midnight snacks"

For the whale Shamoo

 

 

Hmmm... well there's a Witch and her dog, perhaps we're

not in Kansas anymore. Curiouser and curiouser...

 

 

Nurse Crachet

 

Oh, Andrew Dear

we're all here

it's you that's lost

since the crayons

all became tossed

into the range

for their color change.

 

We've been looking

seen you cooking

in your birthday suit.

Bugs thought how cute

then ran to his room

to retrieve a costume.

Justin Thyme peeked in

Justin Kace his twin

whispered don't stare

for he's not all there.

You've been overly seen

inadvertently obscene.

We're all here,

where are you?

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

Well I must admit

I felt a slight draft

Thought my chefs hat on

but I must be daff

 

Come to think of it

I'm missing my apron

hmmm... now that I look

I've got not a stitch on

 

Cooking in the nude

Hey this is really fun

Just don't splatter hot wax

Or you'll get hot-cross-buns.

 

Pastry anyone?

 

 

Justin Sayne

 

No buns for me thankeeeee.......

 

 

Dr.Moose1

 

Andrew,

Sorry I've been lacking

In the number of replies

Though you may think my pudd I'm whacking

I'm not one of those guys

 

You see like you I've been remiss

And am trying to catch up

So say hello to Cratchit

And give my regards to "Pup"

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

Hey Doc! Thank goodness you weren't caught

I was starting to wonder so

Within that Moose outfit you bought

I figured you'd be the first to go

 

Tag 'em and bag 'em

Send you off to a game preserve

Where bald headed Fudds

Have the freedom to poach and serve

 

Well,

 

Thanks for stopping by the kitchen

I'll tell the Nurse you said "Hello"

But before you go please try these

Buns made from my own special dough

 

Now don't you worry, they're low cal

Guaranteed not to go to your waist

Glazed with my favorite gelatin

These pastries just explode with taste

 

Here, please deliver this dozen

With my compliments to Rockwell

I'm sure he'll love the fruit filling

Despite the slight gasoline smell

 

Now run along good Dr Moose

Quickly, you must not hesitate

The fuse is lit, only so long

And it would not pay to be late

-----

C-ya around the 'Stute.

 

 

Justin Thyme

 

No wonder they've locked you in.

You're quite insane, my friend.

You say your crayons are wax?

Well, listen, here's the facts!

 

Nurse Cratchet's hands are on her eyes,

oh say, man, can't you see?

She wears a monkey suit of white

while trying to catch me.

She reaches out with her big net

and whips it toward my bed!

Nurse Cratchet is a monkey nurse

inside her monkey head!

 

She covers up her eyes because

she doesn't want to see

that Rockwell thinks he's Santa Claus

who's trying to get free!

This big Toe said he had a gift

for all the patient 'Stuters!

He's breaking us all out of here

and buying us computers!

 

Nurse Cratchet plays the monkey blind,

between her monkey friends.

The other one, has hands on ears,

because he must pretend....

he doesn't hear what patients say

when he is walking by...

this Dr. Monkey Moose is deaf

to all we signify.

And next to him, beside his right

is Monkey Number Three

who has his hands over his mouth

so he won't yell at me.

This Monkey Three is a cartoon,

as Looney as they come.

He thinks he is a Dr., too!

But we aren't quite that dumb!

This Monkey Three is really not

a monkey after all...

no, no, he is Sylvester Cat

who's got a lot of gall!

 

So Cratchet, Moose, Sylvester Cat

all sit there in a row.

With hands on eyes and ears and mouth...

3 monkeys that we know.

They see no evil, hear no evil, speak none, that's the facts,

while you and I are stuck in here,

and you are melting wax!

 

Oh dear, oh my, oh mystery!

This 'Stute's a home of hell!

Please do not try to blow up wax

and paint walls with Rockwell!

If Toe can really break us out,

Justin Kace he frees us 'stuters...

there may be life on the outside

with BRAND NEW f-a-s-t computers!

 

sincerely yours & copyrighted by,

 

Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci

Artiste Extraordinaire

All Rights Reserved!.... LOL

 

 

Andrew Scott

 

I've seen these monkeys

Yes in deed

All sitting in a line

And to escape

Their repressed ways

Would be just fine

 

But I think you duped

If you believe

Norman to set us free

To take us too

Comp USA

For a holiday shopping spree

 

No… if out of the 'Stute

You wish to be

I promise to free us all

After toasting Rockwell

With some fresh rolls

I'll rearrange these walls

 

But my dear Justin

I've seen the outside

And I don't think it will do

We'll just trade our walls

For the bars of a cage

Our comfy cells for a real zoo

 

Although I wouldn't mind seeing LuLu again.

 

 

Justin Thyme

 

Lulu loved you, yes she did.

Too bad that you blew your lid.

When you donned that monkey suit,

she thought you were very cute!

But now, Andrew, here is the thing.

Lulu's heart no longer sings.

When you dropped your monkey drawers...

crawled around on all your fours,

Lulu said, "You're Justin Sayne!"

You denied it, white coats came!

Took you to our little 'Stute...

here you sit, you can't refute.

I believe what you did say,

that we won't go CompUSA.

Rockwell, he won't spring us out.

You are right, without a doubt.

 

When you get out, King Andrew,

there's one thing you shouldn't do...

Don't try finding Lulu Belle.

'Cause she'll make your life a hell!

You think you don't like it HERE?

She'll call cops, that much is clear!

'Stead of visits by the Nurse,

you'll have visits much much worse!

No more patient you will be...

instead a PRISONER, you see.

Nasty gaurds will beat your butt!

You are better off a NUT!

 

I'm sure you'd rather wear a gown

then stripes and shackles ankled 'round!

So don't monkey with Lulu, Drew!

She'll make a monkey soon of you!

You think she'll make you high, elated,

but soon you're Justin Carcerated!

 

(just a friendly tip from one of your fellow 'Stute

patients...hold on to your crown, little buddy...

that Lulu can be one dangerous chick! Hey, and

thanks for the tip about Norm. I was really

believin' he was gonna spring us there

for a while!)

 

signed,

Justin Thyme

aka Leonardo DaVinci

Artiste Extaordinaire

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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