Pie Battle

 

by Nurse Crachet

 

 

Nobody inside this ‘Stute

understands like Nurse Crachet

restlessness of personalities

simplified by creativity

enveloping their senses.

 

Crusty pies fall through

rafters creating

a pie battle

catching one whole Dr. Moose

hurls it past Justin Thyme

ending up in Andrew's face

time to hide Dr. Moose!

 

Racing down the hall past

ONE FLEW, Dr. Moose

Finds safety in the

Ladies room until Andrew

Overhears ONE FLEW

Laughing and pointing that way.

 

(I think Dr. Moose just might be in trouble)

 

 

Justin Thyme

 

I wasn't involved in this one, nurse,

I swear that I was not.

In fact when all this started,

I was going to the pot.

 

I thought a pie flew by me

and I didn't know what to do!

Imagine my surprise when I looked up

and then saw YOU!

 

I didn't even see ONE FLEW,

he was nowhere in sight!

But you say he was laughing

at the pie as it's in flight?

 

I think you may be wrong, ma'am,

ONE FLEW was nowhere near.

And neither was the Moose, dear nurse!

The Doc was just not here!

 

So now that I think of it,

I didn't see a pie!

And Andrew, he was in his room,

talking to a fly.

 

Perhaps it was the fly you saw

that flew by Andrew's ear.

But nurse, I tell you truly,

that nobody was here.

 

At first I thought I saw a pie,

when you screamed, "Moose is mud!"

But now I know that all I saw

was wascally Elmer Fudd.

 

At least I THOUGHT I saw him,

but I am not a loon

like Doctor Moose who always thinks

he's talking to a cartoon.

 

The truth, dear nurse, this isn't me

who's writing all this down.

I'm in my room asleep, you see,

in this 'Stutes blue night gown.

 

-signed

Justin My Room Thyme

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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