Happy Thanksgiving

by E.Fudd

Hewwo evwybuddy

Almost wost my head

Vewwy unpwofessional

Expwains my cowour... wed

Allwapped up in twacking Doc

Good gwief how the time fwies

Wouldn't be wight if I didn' wish

Extwa helpings of mince pies

And wots of gweat woast turkey

Twussed up golden bwown

To all my fwiends

Here at the ‘Stute

Andwew, where's your cwown?

Nurse Cwatchit I saw fondwing it

Kinda wikes that kinky stuff

She twys her best to hide it,but just can't get enough

Gee, I hope she isn't wistening and wike Doc is making wownds

I'll be in wots of twouble and thwown wight off the gwounds!

Vewwy warmest wishes

Institutionalwized or not

Nuts and fwuits and cwackers

Gibwet dwessing served up hot

Enough for evwybuddy, a

Vewwy good time to say, I

Would weally wike to thank

You all this Thanksgiving day

Onwy pwace I know of.

No pwace else wike this,where

Evwyone's so fwiendwy, to a midget with a wisp!